Jammed my big toe in the water faucet

Watched your face as you worked the ratchet

Pretending to get me out of my comedic dilemma

When Prince came on saying "One more jam..."

You busted out laughing, assaying him as

Ass Personified for me...and everyone else.

When the only ass remaining was the one

Who joined the crowd in the street

The moment I kicked you to the curb

Was that the day I celebrated celibacy

The beginning of new life

End of crime running rife

Waving knives at fools

Like a celebrity fish-wife?!

All I know is I jerked my toe

Out of the plugged-up pipe

Found another plumber

Worth the pain and strife

Consolidating this wanking nod

Called everyday existence

Hoping that, this time,

A winner will jump the fence