I want to stuff your TURKEY.

I DO.

I want to baste it in my butter,

Cover it with gravey,

Run to your burning hot oven,

Like white kids racing to Old Navy,

I want to tuck the wings underneath your breasts,

Open up the hole in the back and push my fist inside you,

Bread, mushrooms, dill, and all the erbs I must confess,

Don't smell as good as greese that sizzles after an hour or two,

Then I want to stir your mashed potatoes,

Like dipping an eggroll in duck sauce,

And just for a little healthy twist to the holiday treet,

Savor your delicious salad after it's feeverishly tossed.

Lawd, I want to stuff your turkey.

purplethunder3121 said:

kfc anyone?????

imago said:

uy need to show your stuffing