I really wish I could do you, Boo

But the traitor in me

Won't let you through

I can't do

Both me

And you

I could wear a fright wig

Squeeze into the latest girdle

Squirt Botox and Restylane

Freeze my face

Into a terrifying grin

Scare both you and me

In the mirror after sex

But the bone in me

Won't become erect

With another T-Rex

I've turned hard

With the bone

Up my spine

I don't need

To whine

And dine

Wheel and

Deal

For another

Meal

From you

Or anyone else

Anymore.

I'm sorry

I don't have

Time for you,

Boo.

I'm just too busy

Doing

Myself.

What about you?

Inspiring w/ a touch of dark humor. Boo.

Awesome!