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Thread started 10/07/11 11:09pm

purplethunder3
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If I Had A Dick...

If I had a dick

I woud swing it as

A weapon

Against every prick

Who puts his foot

On the necks

Of those who

Want to move

Forward


Knock down

Those who place

Glass walls

In addition

To glass ceilings

These days

I would swing

My dick as a club

And blind the blighters

Who keep me

And my family

From being Number One

Why is it that a no-talent

Nobody can become

A reality star

But those with

Education and talent

Can't even get a job?!!

I will lob my gigantic dick

And hit all the Global CEOs

And greed-sticken

Govenment officials

In their collective heads

To re-instate

Some form of sense

And sensibility

Necessary

For those we

Place in office

I have a hypothetical erection

As a sardonic statement

As a prolific protest

Against the pirates

Who make their profits

On the backs

Of working people

Who try to make a living

But with no jobs in sight

What are they giving?

If I had a dick

I would shove it

Up all of their

Greedy asses. mad


[Edited 10/7/11 23:24pm]

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Reply #1 posted 10/08/11 1:52am

FuzzyWitch

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i also wish 4 a dick

something hard that i can lick

mushy

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Reply #2 posted 10/11/11 11:46pm

KidaDynamite

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Well alright! nod

surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #3 posted 10/18/11 5:13pm

imago

This is tight

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