My friends called my up one lazy day

Asked me if I wanted to go out tonight

I was pretty bored, but I said okay

I might meet somebody who will change my life

About to Wash my ass, But Washed my clothes

Tonight I'ma meet me some super fine hoes

My friends are gonna meet me at the spot

I'm hoping there's some ladies that are gonna be hot

Hop in the shower, as I hop out

I slip & I fall, I knock my ass out

I wake up some hours later

I'm going out anyway, I'm too much of a player

Hop in my Car, it's pretty late

But I can still find myself a pretty good date

I drive downtown, there's no one in sight

all of a sudden, I spot such a pretty light

A beautiful girl, such a P.Y.T

& she is staring right back at me

She was walking down the street, all alone

I pull right next to her & say "Hello"

She says her car stopped, she needs a ride

Her friends took her cellphone, I forgot mine

I give her a lift, she turns me on

Forget going for help, we go back to my home

As we come through the door, without a doubt

I'm think to myself, I'm gonna turn this body out

It doesn't take long for us to get down

We do it all night, in lust we drown

I wake up the next morning, what did I see

I couldn't believe what was laying next to me

a sight so horrific, & as my mind swelled

The creature next to me said "WELCOME TO HELL"

I HAD NO CLUE I HIT MY HEAD THAT HARD.....NOW I'M A SEX SLAVE TO THIS CREATURE....

HELP ME GOD!

[Edited 9/10/11 11:38am]