The cock was fully crocked

Before the rooster crowed

As he staggered toward

The hen house

His comb fully aroused

He forgot that he was soused

And got into a fight

With jealous birds in flight

Blinded by peevish pecking

He blundered back home

Tarred and feathered

What a sight

Proud male ego

Fully deflated for the night

[Edited 9/7/11 22:32pm]