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The Tale of the Troll
Once there was a Troll Who thought he was so droll His humor was wicked And quick Burnt a candle Straight down To the wick
One day he came upon A damsel in distress Who put him under duress Said I need to kiss a toad To get a Prince, you'll do fine. At least, you are mine.
So, she kissed the Troll Lo and behold! The Troll turned into A toad And hopped away Leaving the damsel With vaginal warts She's still itching To this day Didn''t tell her Didn't I say
She'd
scratch...scratch... scratch! To break the spell! Don't pass it to me And give me hell!!!
The moral to this story is: If you come across a troll Don't cross the bridge To scratch an itch Don't sponser the thread Of an amoral bitch Resist the disease Of the troll's tease
Or you'll scratch... Scratch... Scratch.... Like a dog Full of fleas
Resist the Trolls.... Please.
"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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The Troll turned into A toad And hopped away Leaving the damsel With vaginal warts She's still itching
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^^^ I am deeply touched that my humble attempt at poetry actually touched the funny bone of our toughest org "artist" critic. I am shedding a tear right now... "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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