Don’t move too fast little hummingbird,

Lest the orchid mantis snatch you up.

And chew your innards like popcorn,

Pull out your intestines like spaghetti from a cup,

Don’t swoop upon amber nectar little hummingbird,

It’s sweet, and golden sticky, but has a nasty foe,

Lurking in the petals beside it, ever watching

You to come a little bit closer, thus launched into a fit of throws,

Like a penis made flaccid by naked pictures of Bea Arther,

Your body may lay limp before its piercing mandibles,

Or an anus set forth before the penis of John Holmes,

Whose thrusts and pulsations make it ever expandable,

Don’t move too fast, little hummingbird.

You’re much to beautiful to be expendable.

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Take care,

Me ( แทนไท )