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MY FIRST KISS My first real kiss made my head spin, Sucking the air out of me, Then filling my lungs with fire and wind, and my mind full of more stars than candles on a Christmas tree.
Leaving me bereft of a sense of time and space, Knocking me off my feet, Consumed by my paramour’s embrace, Blushing crimson red from an act so indiscrete,
I pulled her from me, and finally found my voice, “No, Grandma!”, I gasped and replied as much as I was able, “I meant, please give me a Hershey’s Kiss from behind you!” “There, on the kitchen table.”
You're a real fucker. You act like you own this place--ParanoidAndroid <-- about as witty as this princess gets! 
I hope everyone pays more attention to Sags posts--sweething 
Jesus weeps 
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What the hell! Don't destroy memories of my Gramma and her Hersheys kisses, please... "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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I like the subtle incestuous undertones in this. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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