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The Hand-Launched Explosive Device
I'll cut to the chase, My buddy was the ace. I was like the wingman, If you're a 'Top Gun' fan. I had to take the frag, So the honey he could bag And this girl looked fly, With legs a mile high. Mine looked deep-fried, With a waist a mile wide. She said "U gonna hit this?" I said "How the fuck I'd miss??" So when we got down, She told me "Go to town!" I said "You mean country, And you ain't no principality" She pointed her finger, A forest of ginger, I said "Your sausage digits Like banana boats for midgets" It wasn't GPS, Vaguely aiming at that mess, I said "It's like a kitty In an overcrowded city". With rolling hills surrounding, How to get to pounding?" So I ate something out. It coulda been the couch. I'd closed my eyes, apologized, Roughly 'round her thighs. But that was Act I, And now the time had come For the team, put it in, Aim to finish, not to win. She said "tear it up for me!" But like a phone directory, Ain't nobody could do it, But I had to get through it. To cut the story short, And save the full report, I joined up with my mate, And asked him was she great, He said "She had a dick! So I got out real quick."
MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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This a great poem. I like your subtle homage to Serina Williams in it. You're a real fucker. You act like you own this place--ParanoidAndroid <-- about as witty as this princess gets! I hope everyone pays more attention to Sags posts--sweething Jesus weeps | |
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I'm sorry, but you're incorrect.
Serena Williams. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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I have to do some work for a couple of hours, but I wanted to sincerely thank you for adding some flavor to this forum.
It's not often that a poem posted here is actually...well, a poem.
You're a real fucker. You act like you own this place--ParanoidAndroid <-- about as witty as this princess gets! I hope everyone pays more attention to Sags posts--sweething Jesus weeps | |
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It wasn't very difficult. It was really easy, but you're welcome.
I've enjoyed your poems too. They're very much poems. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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