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BITCH, I WON'T DIE! Fauxie's thread titled "PLEASE DON'T DIE" inspired me to write this.
Bitch, If And, if I trip and fall, I want to land on top of you, And do something incredibly erotic and surpassingly gay,
And the only thing you heard me call out last night, Was to Pizza hut on 2-for-one night, To feed my ever-expanding, hairy ass, Which hours later must expel that digested cheese—a grisly sight!
No, bitch I won’t fall. I won’t get down on bended knee, nor suffer for your sins, I’m just going to sit here writing this bad poetry, Wiping pizza sauce off both my chins,
Bitch, you made me feel real low, Like a lost child in the desert not knowing what to do, And for this I can never bestow upon you an ounce of respect, However, under the circumstances, I’d gladly sleep with you.
Bitch, I won’t die.
Take care, เเทนไท
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[Edited 4/11/11 10:51am] You're a real fucker. You act like you own this place--ParanoidAndroid <-- about as witty as this princess gets! 
I hope everyone pays more attention to Sags posts--sweething 
Jesus weeps 
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won’t die!This comes across as vitriolic, and I'm not sure how it relates to my heartfelt piece. Also, two for one pizza is a promotion used by Pizza Company, not Pizza Hut. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Holy shit, it is. Isn't like a Tuesday night special or something?
I think Pizza in this country is dreadful. And what's with the ketchup. You're a real fucker. You act like you own this place--ParanoidAndroid <-- about as witty as this princess gets!
I hope everyone pays more attention to Sags posts--sweething
Jesus weeps
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Oh, Pizza Hut are doing this 2 for 1 thing where you get virtually uncooked floppy pizzas with hardly any toppings on. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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I still get them sometimes though, as it's more convenient than going out to somewhere decent.Oh damn...now I can't stop laughing. That's a declaration if I ever heard one! By the way, 2 for 1 pizza deals were tha bomb...20 years ago! "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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A true masterpiece my friend!
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It's derivative.
I like the subtle homosexual undertones though. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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