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My Parrot 'Hawk'
Have you ever watched a hawk? Maybe you have not. But he watches, hears you talk, A sinister wing-ed despot.
In the night, shoot the hawk, With your junior ensign. Shoot his mouth, lest he talk, And eyes in case he can sign.
In the morning, guilt will rise, Shame of sated needs. Will the hawk betray your lies When mother refreshes the seeds?
MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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OMG, you're fast. You're a real fucker. You act like you own this place--ParanoidAndroid <-- about as witty as this princess gets! 
I hope everyone pays more attention to Sags posts--sweething 
Jesus weeps 
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!!!I love the obvious parallels to Homer's Odyssey. It's almost exactly like it actually, just a bit abridged. You're a real fucker. You act like you own this place--ParanoidAndroid <-- about as witty as this princess gets!
I hope everyone pays more attention to Sags posts--sweething
Jesus weeps
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Yep. For brevity's sake I opted not to include a coda part similar to Homer's standard 'Ur limpets around my pond' literary device. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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