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THE GRENADE
I took the grenade for my buddy once, She was 5’2 at most, 300 pounds at least, He of course scored a perfect ten, But I took the grenade in the form of she-beast,
Bros before hos, Like chicks before dicks, Enjoy the show, And make it swift and quick,
She moved in on me post haste, Her gelatinous form defying physics in the back seat, A man who loves his friend will do anything, But this grenade could have taken out half a fleet,
It was sort of like being smothered in a mound of squirming ferrets, And though I wanted out, that bird had already flown, So, consumed in she-beast adoration, one gets philosophical, so I thought… Hey, at least I’m getting blown,
I’ve given you an olive branch, I’ve given you something to cheer, I’ve given you a perfect chance, To criticize the worst poem on this forum all year.
You're a real fucker. You act like you own this place--ParanoidAndroid <-- about as witty as this princess gets! 
I hope everyone pays more attention to Sags posts--sweething 
Jesus weeps 
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You know those online poetry sites that get you to pay for their compilation books of poems just so you can see yours in there and feel like you're published? I bet you do. I bet you know them very well. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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This is the worst one in this forum, no?
I tried very hard to make it so. You're a real fucker. You act like you own this place--ParanoidAndroid <-- about as witty as this princess gets!
I hope everyone pays more attention to Sags posts--sweething
Jesus weeps
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Naw...not the worst by a long shot...but it sho' was funny as hell! Goes great with your avatar! "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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That's not so bad. I think Emily Dickinson would be proud.... (Maybe) | |
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WORST is a fallacy, a CONtract designed to separate us from our True selves.
The fauxnation continues... MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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