i'm a bit shy here, being 33 years old and everything, but here's some rubbish that i did with a piece of modular synth software

(in Jon Stewart voice: "i built the macros myself; then i puked over my firmware.")

f off and die i love me

You don't seem shy at all

"I've got pizza crust in my knickers"...nothing "shy" about that!

But you do have a very nice face.