Once there was a blind

Organ grind-er

With a monkey

Who danced

And made me laugh

For a penny a prance

In a Charming City

By the Sea

Just he and me

And his monkey…

Riding free

Made me grin

Made me laugh

Made me want to saw

His monkey

In half

His organ grew rusty

The tune was old

Crowds no longer gathered

When his name was told

The City grew restless

The Sea overflowed

Drowned out the song

The grinder had sold

And the Monkey leaped

With his toothless grin

On his Master’s back

Where he did begin

To ride him like a whore in heat

Dance him to the Devil’s beat

I shocked the Monkey

With jumper cables

But he wouldn’t die

He was a moment shy

Of hearing the next tune…

So the organ grind-er

Still remains blind

In the City by the Sea

Feeling out his way

Trumped by the Street

Fooled by sweet sensation

Relentless attack

Of the cold-hearted Monkey

Who still rides his back…

must admit...

that was pretty funny

EmbattledWarrior said:

must admit...

that was pretty funny

Glad you got a laugh...that's what it's for!