Some people tell me we got to drill
Can't figure out why they made that spill
Does not compute
Don't not compute

U saw the explosion and so did I
Why do oil explosions make me cry?
Does not compute
It don't not compute

Must be something in the water they spilt
It was the same with the Exxon Valdez
Must be something in the water they spilt
Cuz why else would a bitch like Sarah wanna drill, drill, drill...

(Sorry... got too much time on my hands)