SUPERHOT LADY COP

Don't remember if I posted this version already - this is the one on my new CD.


Lyrical highlights:
She had a nice set of guns, .38s at least.
And as we talked, I got into trouble when I tried to show her my piece.
See I was thinking, if I played my cards right,
I hoped to get sprung by the end of the night.

I worked my way out of this situation,
and now I'm thinking I should have paid the fine.
As I stepped in the van, I heard her tell her partner
"If the paddy wagon's rockin, don't come a knockin."

I'm going to be pimping this tune like a mother - hoping to get it out there into people's heads - somewhere between "Can't Touch This" and "Macarena" as far as infectious tunes.

PIMP IT HARD BROTHER!

SUPERHOT LADY COP


Like that!

Oh nice. I gotta get me a model for the video.

Hey Beau,

is it just my imagination, or does this sounds a whole lot better, this must be the mastered stuff...whoaa!!

Yeah, and it's faster. Big ongoing debate with the engineer over speeding up the song. I argued that speeding the song up would make it stronger and more memorable, he argued that speeding it up would comprimise the sonic quality. he's right and i'm right. But i'll take comprimised sonic quality over a forgettable version of my favorite song.

People might be more inclined to click on this one!
Your welcome! Happy Monday brother. I actually got some sleep this weekend and I'm charged. Post it!

beauhall said:

Hey! It might be worth calling one of those escort services. Not that you don't already know about all that!

See if you can't get a two camera shot of your next live performance doing this song. One camera shooting from afar and the other getting all the close-ups. Then swap in some acted out scenes using someone in a police outfit. I'm sure you could do all this with some home mini-DV cameras as long as the lighting is good. Send me the footage and I'll edit that puppy for free. (AFTER THE org album of course) You might even get away with this for under a grand! (depending on which escort service you call ) I'm sure you know some video guys up there that could help you out with the shooting. Give them a free copy or something. I think it will be totally worth it.

this song is screaming for a wild video.

what I want to know is ... Did you ever spell out what "UNH" stands for? I must have missed it.

Dude! Finally played this back on some proper monitors and this is KICKIN! This is it. This is the jam. This is your single. Send this link ALL OVER THE PLACE!

UNH doesn't stand for anything, well except maybe Free Willie.

Great flyer, Kelly!

Do you need an actor for the video, Beau? You are already 40, so I could help you out.

SimonaleX said:

What are you sayin, a 40 year old can't appreciate the raw talent and classic form of a 18 year old? Oh, that does sound creepy, don't it. But I don't want the Golden Girls dancing round my video, Bea Arthur cuttin loose kind of makes my stomach queasy.

Beau,

Your new song "Super Hot Lady Cop" is in the pocket, it funks hard! The mix is superb. I really dig your guitar tone, it sounds it a Fender Deluxe cranked to 11. I love Fender amps. I use a Vibro-king and two Super Reverbs, a '65 and '66 blackface. Good production and mastering. I listened to it with Kelly and on my Klipsch studio monitors and the mix is outstanding you guys did your homework. I really think you may land a deal. Keep up the great work!

Frank Axtell

It rocks all the way through,Mr. Hall!

I really dig the backwards solo. It sounds like you really put alot of thought into it. (meaning the intonations and pauses like it was played 'fowards')

If it's gonna be a single, will you please release a 12" maxi with an extended b-side???

Great stuff!

Schöne Gruß

Oh I've got the vocal track isolated for the remix. I'm not sure what'll be the B side. Probably Everybody Have a Party - if i can get Vina to add her Vanity voice to it.

Hey Beau , just had a silly/interesting thought
Once I download this great track, and put it into my Limewire( P2P) 'Shared Folder',it could be all over the world in a matter of days...
I think I'm just kidding

The farther that one goes, the better. I'm not concerned about loss of money. I'm concerned with exposure.

Well. Okay, maybe I DO want money too, but, I'll take the loss for the gain in exposure. My goal is to put together some kinda package and send it out to police precincts. I already have one of them dying for copies - the dudes who walked into the studio while I was cutting the vocals on this song. I look through the glass while singing the "nice set of guns" line and there's two cops in the control booth.

nice.

They love the song. Although they laughed and said the only ladycops they have on their force look more like "Large Marge".

the backwards guitar is growing on me but that's just because it's a solid tune to begin with

Limewire sounds great but people need a reason to look for it, maybe chang the title to "unheard, rare, bootleg of a great Cop Song" and it will get people's attention.

Slave2daGroove said:

Funnily enough Slave2daGroove,anything and everything can come up in a 'search'. Even just 'UNH' could be enough. Change a few syllables like you say, God know's what could happen. Just another angle.

beauhall :

beauhall said:

Good move to speed it up. I remember when I first listened, I had the feeling that the track was somewhat (too?) slow. I think the track has a lot more energy now.

beauhall said:

You remembered!

Oh, HELL YEAH! Lets do this.

Just say the word and send me an mp3 and I'm on it.

beauhall said:

I knew you'd come through with a great image for that.

beauhall said:

"Star 69" is the B-side of course.