Anyone, read this Bear Prayer shit in the vs. room! Good one..

Remind me of..Just yesterday my gf's mom was walking down the stairs of her house and one of those real loud knocks came from the front door! So loud it startled her and she tripped down some of the stairs. Gets up and crawls to the door..opens it and its some Jehovah Witnesses..she said "You fuckers had to knock so loud you scared the fuck out of me and I fell..get the fuck out of here".. I wonder if them 2 joined the Johovah Witness Protection Program.

One time the JW's came knocking on my dads door. He was like "Leave me alone" and they were persistant to give him this brochure. My dad hates it when people litter! These 2 try to place a JW pamplet in between the door as he is closing it on them. Daddy-o flips! "Don't litter on my fucking lawn." The JW's are pretty much scared cause he was flippin mad wanted them arrested for littering!, they left a running, he may have booted one in the ass at that point? Haha, I think they pulled out of town and want back to the rich side away from us heathens!

My take is I just when they come a knocking I just knock on the otherside!! Confuses the fuckout of them. These two JW's were like Damn. I think I here someone trying to get it from the other side!! They stood out there knocking for like 5 minutes and they could not figure out I was fucking with them. I was amazed. And these guys even returned a week later! I kept knocking back at them and said "hello anyone home"..they would knock back so on and so on.

I grew up with two german shepards who haaated it when people showed up at our front door unannounced.

Needless to say, our dealings with the Jehovah's Witnesses were extremely minimal.

I was molested by a group of door-knockin' JW's when I was 5 years old...and I liked it. They know how to throw a good one in.