As you all know, I have always gone out of my way to give Prince a break...and I'm as respectful of him as I am of my mother (and she said she respects me last time I popped her one in the mouth).

HOWEVER.

I simply cannot stand by and not comment on The Chocolate Invasion and the possibly impending catastrophe that could ensue if some poor editorial choices are made. I beg the PeePees: DON'T EDIT THE YEAR ONE DOWNLOADS. If that female computer voice isn't at the beginning of Horny Pony to let me know that the song's about self esteem and in no way endorses acts of extra-marital sex, I might actually start to think nasty thoughts, like for REAL.

And for that matter, they better release said track with audible tape hiss in the background, just like The Original Download in the Oh One. Otherwise, it wouldn't be true to the Xperience of being in the club the first year.

I'm excited about this release, y'all!

I'm with you!!! If puts the word "mothafu*ka" back in the live and edited version of Rebirth of the Flesh I will forever be sworn off to everything Prince!!!

And if they could take three months to get my copy delivered, I could relive the magic of the first time I discovered ONA!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

EXACTLY. Because I mean, this is cards, Mu*** ***, ya know? It ain't nothin' worth cursing about. It would be a travesty if they edited the word back into the edited version. A mu*** *** travesty, man.

glamslamedit
[This message was edited Thu Oct 16 16:55:46 PDT 2003 by theblueangel]

Anxiety said:

And if they delivered it with a jar of vaseline, a porno mag and a chocolate dildo I could relive the magic of the first time I discovered my anus. Oh, daddy.

theblueangel said:

that just ain't right

theblueangel said:

Hey, that's funny...my first discovery involved the "Dutch Daddies" issue of Amish Inches and big tub of peanut butter. Chocolate dildo...big tub of peanut butter...hey, tastes great!





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Imagine the Rainbow Children voice slowly droning: "In response to the peanut butter and the chocolate toy, we made wet circles 'round the anal opening of joy, which was created in God's name, Amen."

That was beautiful.

I'm all misty down there.

Im touched...and wet

ATTACK OF THE CLONES?
Never mind that ole theory that Beatle Paul was replaced by Fab Macca, what up on The Artist?
Have THEY replaced him with HIM?
What if they replace all our revolutionaries with 50's-style good-livin', non-cussin' models of the Project for a New American Boredom?
What's we gots to do then?

I think I know but I ain't sayin'.
Gonna leave that up to the RokalokShokka

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Know what?...Sabotage put back the cuss word, check out "Sendai '89" 2CD.
They flipped back/reversed the shitology that is his music club and fixed the song back as it should be.

One more example of bootleggers doing the job Prince should be doing.