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My DVD screening napkin revenue tally $350 and counting . . . sweet
[Remember me? I started the org shitstorm last month when I bragged about how I left the DC screening -- while everyone was waiting for the Bonus Clip -- and snatched up all the napkins left in the dispenser at the concession stand. If I had thought to take the straws, too, I could have made enough $$$ to keep my baby mama quiet this month. Next time, I'm definitely gettin' both!] | |
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what about the salt & pepper shakers, they have to be worth sumfin too!!!  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: what about the salt & pepper shakers, they have to be worth sumfin too!!!
Look on e-bay. LaMont got 'em all. However, the movie house manager put his foot down and made LaMont give back the velvet rope and the popcorn machine. | |
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OneMoJam said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: what about the salt & pepper shakers, they have to be worth sumfin too!!!
Look on e-bay. LaMont got 'em all. However, the movie house manager put his foot down and made LaMont give back the velvet rope and the popcorn machine. he coulda made a killin on that popcorn machine, too...  | |
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. . . and by the way, the tally is up to $400!! | |
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Why u low-down, dirty, mutha-phuckin' RAT!  | |
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More power to you if you smarter then everyone else and came up. Hate on, loser | |
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bananacologne said: Why u low-down, dirty, mutha-phuckin' RAT!
Why diss me, punk? Just cuz them DC no-life loser mutha fuckin' no lifes weren't smart like me and didn't sieze the opportunity to get rich like me by emptying the napkin dispenser at the Aladdin DVD screening and putting the once-in-a-lifetime, commemorative napkins up for sale on e-bay? If they wanted napkins, they should have taken one on the way in. If they wanted a bunch to share with their friends for free (what idiots -- don't they know this is America, baby?), they should have been greedy like me! (Did I mention they were no-life losers?) Early bird gets the worm. You snooze, you lose. [Insert your own favorite shopworn cliche here.] | |
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 Step on up big man[This message was edited Thu Sep 18 16:40:26 PDT 2003 by bananacologne] | |
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OneMoJam, this thread is fucking priceless! If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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CO-SIGN  | |
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Yo, I scraped the dirty stomped-on popcorn off the floor and sold it on eBay for $500 as NPGMC Gourmet Fiddle Faddle.
SUCKERS!!! | |
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Anxiety said: Yo, I scraped the dirty stomped-on popcorn off the floor and sold it on eBay for $500 as NPGMC Gourmet Fiddle Faddle.
SUCKERS!!! with smooshed, special edition milk duds?  | |
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How many napkins do you go through in one episode of Baywatch? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: with smooshed, special edition milk duds?
I called it Limited Edition Shockadelica Sexual Chocolate, and made an extra $75 right off the bat. | |
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bkw said: How many napkins do you go through in one episode of Baywatch?
3 or 4. But, since they're from my highly valuable stash taken from the dispenser at the DC Aladdin screening that I'm selling on e-bay -- $500 and counting, by the way! -- I keep each one sealed in its own numbered and signed Zip-Loc bag for protection and authentication. | |
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Anxiety said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: with smooshed, special edition milk duds?
I called it Limited Edition Shockadelica Sexual Chocolate, and made an extra $75 right off the bat. | |
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OneMoJam said: $350 and counting . . . sweet
[Remember me? I started the org shitstorm last month when I bragged about how I left the DC screening -- while everyone was waiting for the Bonus Clip -- and snatched up all the napkins left in the dispenser at the concession stand. If I had thought to take the straws, too, I could have made enough $$$ to keep my baby mama quiet this month. Next time, I'm definitely gettin' both!]
haha on Lamar [This message was edited Sat Sep 20 12:58:56 PDT 2003 by rdhull] "Climb in my fur." | |
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Just for the record, I am not on eBay - I would ahve to share the profits with eBay and I am too smart for that. | |
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LaMont said: Just for the record, I am not on eBay - I would ahve to share the profits with eBay and I am too smart for that.
There was a record? Don't tell me you snatched the whole pile o' them, too!! rAe oyu usre htat aws a msart omve? | |
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