I decided to start a part 2 since the pt. 1 is a runaway hit! Haters jumping on 2 at a time. Go ahead and weigh in on the debate that came out of a simply report on the screening.
[This message was edited Tue Aug 19 18:45:01 PDT 2003 by LaMont]

we interrupt the beginning of this thread for an important announcement...the management asks that you make a small donation to the Posters For OneMoJam Fund. together, we can all make a difference--and onemo can have a poster.

thx--mgmt.


...aiight, carry on.

Not only will your generous and tax-deductible contributions to the Posters For OneMoJam Fund International, L.L.C. (Nigerian registry), finally enable me -- OneMoJam -- to receive, absolutely free, one of those mint-condition posters LaMont snatched from the DC show last night, but each month for a year, you will receive a letter (soliciting additional contributions) designed to appear as if it had been written by me to you personally, in which I will purport to update you on the progress of the good works your contributions are sponsoring in my humble village -- Silver Spring, Maryland. The letter will be accompanied by photographs of my "family" -- me, Mrs.Jam, Set-Up Kid, and Li'l OneMo posed outside our our tattered hovel -- and will end with a heart-wrenching declaration of my intent to come to your great country [whichever one that may be] to study medicine in order to return to my homeland and cure the sick, yadda, yadda, yadda.

To expedite the realization of my dream, it is requested that you provide PFOMJI,L.L.C.(N.R.) with as many Social Security numbers, credit card numbers, and computer passwords, as you can currently access. They will do the rest.

Or just tell me what time LaMont's sorry ass leaves for work (mutha fucka got a job, right?) tomorrow, so I can bust up into his crib and liberate them gott-damn posters and bring peace to the people of my village.

OneMoJam said:

he works at the Grumpy Farm, 666 Nasty Disposition Avenue

crackin the fuck up @ onemo...nigerian registry, aw shit!

Jesus Christ.

Enough about the fucking posters!

Please.

If I had one, I'd mail it to anyone just ot end this discussion.

That is all.

herb4 said:

Y' hear that, LaMont? herb4 is prepared to step in!

You mail it to herb4, herb4 mails it to me.

Next thing you know, Bush, bin Laden, Hussein, and Blair are barbecueing down in Crawford.

Arafat and Sharon are playing with each other's grand-children.

I see your move as the first step in an important chain of events.

The whole world is watching . . . The whole world is watching . . .

(Wow. I think I just dated myself there.)

LaMont is no longer paying attention to this crap

LaMont said:

this was your idea.

LaMont said:

cuz he's at the post office mailin' me my poster!

Notice how those losers in LA would rather brag about getting some silly little live show after their DVD screening than brag about how many posters they were able to snatch before everyone left the theater?

Them people out there will do anything for attention. It's really sad. I feel sorry for 'em.

Who cares about their petty little After-Concert? At the end of the day, what matters is how many posters you were able to grab. Am I right, people?

milty said:

STILL on my jock. I am going to need a restraining order