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Thread started 07/24/03 1:32pm

SquirrelMeat

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My Respose to NPGMC, following THE Email

NPGMC

High.

Thank U 4 the email I recieved, asking me 2 send back my prince CDs/records.

I am 100% behind your unknown cause.

I do not own the CDs in question so I will collect them 4 U, before returning them.

The charge 4 this set will B $700. 4 this, U will recieved a "number of" of Xclusive WB discs. Please note that this is simply an idea, so the number of discs may vary. Trust me.

Please note that I will not B shipping any of the sets until U have promised to buy 100,000 copies.

As U R not in Europe, the shipping charge will be $100 per set. Please allow 2 years 4 delivery.

U can order the discs (with editing and minimal overdubs) starting today, however, I cannot start shipping until the first month in the year which begins with a Z.

If U order now, your discs will be sent in a special edition round tupaware container.

Don't miss out MPGMC!

And look forward to next year, when I will make available 2 U (Xclusive of course) an 8 minute DVD for Entitled "Packaging the WB discs!", containing the exclusive track "These BOOTS are made 4 posting".

Please enjoy U're experience!

Peace
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Reply #1 posted 07/24/03 1:34pm

Handclapsfinga
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falloff i haven't laughed this hard here on the org since...man, last night...
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Reply #2 posted 07/24/03 1:37pm

lovemachine

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Okay I also nominate this thread as funnist thread of the year big grin lol
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Reply #3 posted 07/24/03 1:40pm

Anxiety

Brilliant.
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Reply #4 posted 07/24/03 1:42pm

Romance1600

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SquirrelMeat said:


And look forward to next year, when I will make available 2 U (Xclusive of course) an 8 minute DVD for Entitled "Packaging the WB discs!", containing the exclusive track "These BOOTS are made 4 posting".


LMAO!!
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Reply #5 posted 07/24/03 2:07pm

Sweeny79

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I just spit juice out my nose reading that! That's some funny shit! falloff
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #6 posted 07/24/03 2:08pm

SpcMs

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falloff
"It's better 2 B hated 4 what U R than 2 B loved 4 what U R not."

My IQ is 139, what's yours?
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Reply #7 posted 07/24/03 2:30pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
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Anxiety said:

Brilliant.


truly smile
2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740
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Reply #8 posted 07/24/03 2:35pm

TheEnglishGent

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Excellent, my favourite part was this:

SquirrelMeat said:


If U order now, your discs will be sent in a special edition round tupaware container.
RIP sad
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Reply #9 posted 07/24/03 4:11pm

winterman

SquirrelMeat said:

NPGMC

High.

Thank U 4 the email I recieved, asking me 2 send back my prince CDs/records.

I am 100% behind your unknown cause.

I do not own the CDs in question so I will collect them 4 U, before returning them.

The charge 4 this set will B $700. 4 this, U will recieved a "number of" of Xclusive WB discs. Please note that this is simply an idea, so the number of discs may vary. Trust me.

Please note that I will not B shipping any of the sets until U have promised to buy 100,000 copies.

As U R not in Europe, the shipping charge will be $100 per set. Please allow 2 years 4 delivery.

U can order the discs (with editing and minimal overdubs) starting today, however, I cannot start shipping until the first month in the year which begins with a Z.

If U order now, your discs will be sent in a special edition round tupaware container.

Don't miss out MPGMC!

And look forward to next year, when I will make available 2 U (Xclusive of course) an 8 minute DVD for Entitled "Packaging the WB discs!", containing the exclusive track "These BOOTS are made 4 posting".

Please enjoy U're experience!

Peace

THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING
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Reply #10 posted 07/24/03 4:17pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
grinderSexy

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winterman said:

SquirrelMeat said:

NPGMC

High.

Thank U 4 the email I recieved, asking me 2 send back my prince CDs/records.

I am 100% behind your unknown cause.

I do not own the CDs in question so I will collect them 4 U, before returning them.

The charge 4 this set will B $700. 4 this, U will recieved a "number of" of Xclusive WB discs. Please note that this is simply an idea, so the number of discs may vary. Trust me.

Please note that I will not B shipping any of the sets until U have promised to buy 100,000 copies.

As U R not in Europe, the shipping charge will be $100 per set. Please allow 2 years 4 delivery.

U can order the discs (with editing and minimal overdubs) starting today, however, I cannot start shipping until the first month in the year which begins with a Z.

If U order now, your discs will be sent in a special edition round tupaware container.

Don't miss out MPGMC!

And look forward to next year, when I will make available 2 U (Xclusive of course) an 8 minute DVD for Entitled "Packaging the WB discs!", containing the exclusive track "These BOOTS are made 4 posting".

Please enjoy U're experience!

Peace

THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING


"Fams" are not allowed on this site! evillol
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Reply #11 posted 07/24/03 8:16pm

jaycee

That is some funny shit , because it is so true!!
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Reply #12 posted 07/24/03 11:18pm

neurose

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winterman said:

SquirrelMeat said:

NPGMC

High.

Thank U 4 the email I recieved, asking me 2 send back my prince CDs/records.

I am 100% behind your unknown cause.

I do not own the CDs in question so I will collect them 4 U, before returning them.

The charge 4 this set will B $700. 4 this, U will recieved a "number of" of Xclusive WB discs. Please note that this is simply an idea, so the number of discs may vary. Trust me.

Please note that I will not B shipping any of the sets until U have promised to buy 100,000 copies.

As U R not in Europe, the shipping charge will be $100 per set. Please allow 2 years 4 delivery.

U can order the discs (with editing and minimal overdubs) starting today, however, I cannot start shipping until the first month in the year which begins with a Z.

If U order now, your discs will be sent in a special edition round tupaware container.

Don't miss out MPGMC!

And look forward to next year, when I will make available 2 U (Xclusive of course) an 8 minute DVD for Entitled "Packaging the WB discs!", containing the exclusive track "These BOOTS are made 4 posting".

Please enjoy U're experience!

Peace

THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING


Why is it boring? Why did you read it? Why did you bother to take the time to reply with the brilliant observation? I thought it hilarious, thought provoking, and give it a 10.0!

booty! booty! booty!
nod "the foolish dog, bark at the flying bird" From "Jah Live" -Bob Marley nod
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Reply #13 posted 07/25/03 1:22am

Finess

YES!!!.. III LIKE IT!!!
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Reply #14 posted 07/25/03 9:25am

soulse7en

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absolutely hilarious!!! I have been reading so many of the posts over the last couple of days and haven't laughed so much in such a long time .
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Reply #15 posted 07/25/03 9:37am

CherryMoon

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Thanks I really needed that.

And, it wouldn't be so funny if it weren't so sarcastically true.

LMWEAO


(Laughing my whole entire ass off)
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If the wind blew every petal from your precious red rose wilted
Would U be afraid of what U'd find inside? rose

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Reply #16 posted 07/28/03 8:29am

alexxa15

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just 2 years? that's a deal!
cheers
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Reply #17 posted 07/28/03 6:11pm

squirrelgrease

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I hope that you really sent this to them. Bravo.
If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot.
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Reply #18 posted 07/28/03 9:54pm

violett

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falloff
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Reply #19 posted 07/29/03 1:12am

AlfofMelmak

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BRILLIANT biggrin
You don't scare me; i got kids
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Reply #20 posted 07/29/03 1:13am

klaatu

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You guys are great at mocking!!! But what would you do if you were artists (if you can do other things than complaining and forget about your life)?

Any way my answer was this: I sent some CDs because this cause is perfectly understandable...


Go on, prince!!!
"Goodness will guide us when love is inside of us... The Force will be with you, always"
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Reply #21 posted 07/29/03 1:19am

AlfofMelmak

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klaatu said:

You guys are great at mocking!!! But what would you do if you were artists (if you can do other things than complaining and forget about your life)?

Any way my answer was this: I sent some CDs because this cause is perfectly understandable...


Go on, prince!!!


He could easily buy them at e-bay, it's not like he's out of cash right ?
You don't scare me; i got kids
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Reply #22 posted 07/29/03 3:56am

Soapstone

SquirrelMeat said:



Please allow 2 years 4 delivery.

If U order now, your discs will be sent in a special edition round tupaware container.



lolclappingworshiplolclappingworshiplol
clappingworshiplolclappingworshiplolclapping
worshiplolclappingworshiplolclappingworship
lolclappingworshiplolclappingworshiplol
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Reply #23 posted 07/29/03 8:38am

teller

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:LOL:
Fear is the mind-killer.
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Reply #24 posted 07/30/03 4:50pm

bananacologne

Squirrelmeat - you're the best!!! lol
awesome! clapping
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Reply #25 posted 07/30/03 7:15pm

thebumpsquad

evillol evillol evillol evillol evillol
evillol evillol evillol evillol evillol
worship worship worship worship worship
This is going down in MY ORG HISTORY as the funniest thing I have read.

I'm guessing your still waiting on a response?

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Reply #26 posted 07/31/03 4:06pm

bananacologne

bored
kiss2
booty!
tease
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Reply #27 posted 07/31/03 4:07pm

bananacologne

What's it feel like 2 be the filling of a Banana sandwich BUMpsquad? lol
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Reply #28 posted 07/31/03 4:39pm

thebumpsquad

bananacologne said:

What's it feel like 2 be the filling of a Banana sandwich BUMpsquad? lol



It feels kinda gay.

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Reply #29 posted 07/31/03 6:59pm

CocoSweet

lol lol The Org. is never short of humor. That was too funny!
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