Hey folks! the club responded to all my points!

Heres my email, followed by the response.


Dear NPGNC,

I have been hearing rumour; over on the org that the wonderful music club you are letting me be a part of is closing! Tell me this is not true.

Keep up the great work

While, I’m writing, would it be too bold of me to ask the following?

1. Are there any more CDs due in 2002?
2. Any idea when I will get my ONA CD?
3. Any idea when I will get my ONA Live CD?
4. What happened to the site?
Thanks!



Here’s the response…

Hello Squirrelmeat,

With regards 2 the club, we have no information 2 date. The string running between the 2 cans broke, so we cannot receive instructions from the Lord Prince.

We R instructing U that all correspondence with the org must stop. There is no place 4 conversations or debate in the new power generation.

We have produced a new leaflet, outlining whom U can talk 2 and how 2 further butcher the English language, which is available in the retail section 4 only 200 dollars. This xclusive leaflet, is available 2 U first, probably, and is not 2 B confused with the version we will B selling for 100 dollars at retail (the ink will be a different colour, so yours is xclusive).

In reference 2 your points:

1. We can confirm that this years CD are, in a way, xclusive, 4 an exclusive period and R not final, in your final delivery, so they R the last CDs you will not receive. Clear?

In answer 2 your points 2 and 3,

We cannot confirm the current status of U’re CDs. We lost communications with the last batch of delivery pigeons and we believe the discs R in the north C. We will send a smoke signal 2 the trainers and get another damaged box sent out. Probably.

In reference 2 point 4, the site was only an idea, and ideas change. Same for the CDs and the world tour.

In the meantime, be grateful U are allowed to pay into the Purple Bank.

C U in 2003! Probably.

Peace



So there you go! I got customer service!

In the words of Prince, “If U believe this, U’re a bigger fool than I am!”

oh crap.. nevermind..

FAMUNITY FAMNUNITY!
[This message was edited Wed Dec 18 12:15:25 PST 2002 by Sdldawn]

! You are sooo full of shit... too funny!

hahahahahah thats great hehe

LMAO!!!

What's great is, I wasn't positive that this was a joke until I got to the part about butchering the english language because, of course, they wouldn't call it that.



Doves,
Mel!ssa

I might have believed this if you used "Ur" instead of "U're or Your"

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[This message was edited Wed Dec 18 12:15:45 PST 2002 by Sdldawn]

this is rich...