Whatever

So I send NPGMC my $100 and after a while I wonder where my first CD is, so I email NPGMC and ask them when we'll be getting our first CDs, and they're like ... Whatever !

So I get my CD, and its great, but I'm a little annoyed that some of the songs formed part of my year one membership, and I email NPGMC and say "Hey, this ain't right, I already paid you for this music, now I gotta pay you again !" and they get back to me immediately, and they're just, like "What -- Ever !"

So then the tour takes place, and I log on to get my tickets, but they all sold out straight away ! And then I go buy tickets from a ticket agency, and then get an email from NPGMC telling me they haven't really sold out, and I email them back and say "Hey, I already bought tickets some other place, and what about Members around the world who can't get to the concerts, what you gonna do for them, and like, how come they're so expensive anyways ?" and they're like, "Hey, dude,... WHATEVER !"

So then I see there are two downloads on the NPGMC site, and I wonder when I'm gonna see "Best of O+>" and "Xenophobia" and "Last December", so I finally decide to give them another email, just to see what they have to say about these forthcoming "joints" and they get back to me with "High,... WHATEVER"

And then Kiki calls me up and says she's seen ONA Live in the store for like $50, and she's bought it and is loving it, and I'm still waiting for the mailman, and I finally get really pissed and drive over to NPGMC and press the button on the gate, and say "Hey, Its Fandango from the UK, I'm here to talk about my damn Live Box" and the buzzer goes dead and then says "WHAT ... please wait... EVER !"

And so it's suddenly 2003, and I hear Prince is gonna put a brand new album on the NPGMC, and I wonder what direction he's gonna go in this time, and I suddenly realise that I still get excited by the funk, and I send off my cheque to NPGMC and they call me up a few days later and say "Hey man, you forgot to fill in the amount, how much is being part of the official prince club worth to you ?" and I say "WHATEVER"

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