Finally, after many frantic calls to the Governor of Minnesota, Jesse "The Body" Ventura and to my local UPS office, Prince, himself, delivered my ONA Live box right up my anus using a sophisticated, yet painful, enema delivery system. The system, known as a UTA (Up The Ass) device, delivers items, such as box sets and Larry Graham pendants to whining and complaining individuals who are members of the NPGMC. Many members complain that they've been deceived or flat out lied to about the methods and madness of the NPGMC. What they fail to realize is that the club is presided over by a diminutive little man resembling an elfin creature with a pinch of troll tossed in. Thus, he has now chosen this unique method of delivery. Never in his life has anything been released on time or as expected, so why would any of these NPGMC members think that such sanity would prevail now that the man is 44 years old?
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uglybrowneyes said:

GOOD! hurry up and put it on your hard drive so I can download it from Kazaa! SUCKERS!!! :tongue:

hope your ass makes it out awright...