Would you rather have no update from www.npgmusicclub.com or something like this:

NPGMUSICCLUB said:

I vote for no update.

I would keep the update...even though there will be updates sent to me that won't pertain to me. I'd keep 'em.

..while i would def'ly prefer more info...and more frequency in updates...i'm always glad to see something new up there...

it shows that we aren't completely forgotten...

It should let us know when or what the heck is going on with the latest release.. not how prince "rocked the house".. or something stupid like that


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NPGMUSICCLUB said:


I thought everyone knew that Yoda works for the NPGMC in between filmings of Star Wars.

After the first trillogy, yoda hit rock bottom.


He tried his luck with star trek, but he was regected.



After his arrest for public exposure, charges were dropped due to the law concerning human behavior.



This sparked the first public confessions of yoda. Stating that he hasn't seen a dime from Lucas Films for any of the Star Wars films.

Or in Yoda's words: "dime... not one from Lucas have come."

Lucas Films stated that this is true, but cannot concievably put a non-human on the payroll. "Did Mr. Ed, Lassey, or Flipper get compensation? Yes, they did, but it wasn't in dollars."

"We've fed him well and cleaned his cage every day" says Lucas. "What more does he want?"



"more want?" says Yoda...

Yoda has since stated that this unfair treatment of non-human actor's have led him to join the artist currently known as Prince('s) fight against unfair treatment of artists by the industrie's corporate giants.

Although Yoda still recieves no money from Prince's camp Paisley Park, he does however have food and shelter and a steady job earning such accomodations by working for Prince's online music club: NPGMC.

When contacted, Paisley Park had "no information on that at this time".