I got to thinking and wondered...


What if we all flooded the NPGMC with cryptic and vague questions.

I wonder if we would still get an oposite response that what we expected?


Let's try it.

Something in the lines of:

"Upward",

write 2 U with the sizzling on my brain of the 3 bird's eggs that have not hatched?

What come?

Is it 4?
or more?
Don't treat me like a dirty whore.

will have something for my 3rd ?
Like a big mac with fri...(es)?
A little Vizual with my Ahdio... Yo?

Don't want no mo' bling bling I want some ping ping for my ting ting , dig?

I know big brother P don't boom boom with every other poom poom no mo' but got bumbdiggity dang dang on that gee-tar thang.

That's what I want.

what is the answer to the ?estion of YMCA NPGMC?


Let's try it and see. You just got to talk the secret club talk is all.

U no what mean?

You see it's not that they are being vauge or misleading, it's just that they've worked for Prince for so long they forgot how to talk with regular folks like you and me.

They just don't understand our questions!
It's really not their falut at all. They are but victums to their environment.

Maybe it's not what we ask but how we ask it?
Maybe they are trying to get that lingo as a must for the club. You know, like a secret hand shake.

Hahaha those are funny, eye would love to hear their reply to that

(jotting it down) Don't want no mo' bling bling I want some ping ping for my ting ting dig?

.. oh thats gold!

Savannah said:

platinum, is mo' like it...

send them out!

use whatever from the above you like.

Any responses?

If you haven't sent an e-mail like this one.
Please do.

I'm conducting an "experiment in truth"

yamomma said:

I think this is so funny! it would be fun to see their reaction, but more than one loon would have to write, as they'd assume only one was retarded or had some kind of dislexia/learning disabled problem. that wouldnt relay the jist of the message at all. has to be many! then they'd get it?

grandebelle said:

That's what I'm saying.
Everyone here should do this. Just use a lot of eye's and 2,s and U's, fo, mo', 4's, etc.

eye sent this one.. from the choices above.. eye'll let ya know what eye get back..

"Upward,

write 2 U with the sizzling on my brain of the 3 bird's eggs that have not hatched?

What come?

Please respond back, Eye expect a truthful answer..


Thanks"


they will probably delete it at first glance, they can shovel the sh*t out, but cant understand when lookin in the mirror

This has got to be the funniest post I've seen
in days. yamomma rules!!

BRILLIANT!

"do un2 others..."


STAND UP! ORGANIZE!


DO NOT BE PASSIVE! AS a non-member I have sat back and watched you all become in turns let down and insulted by NPGMC.

You should SEND ONE E-MAIL/day just like Sdldawn's to NPGMC with a stern addition like: "Translation-I am NOT a satisfied customer;FUFILL my CONtract;please respond in a PROFESSIONAL manner.-or something like that.

You should do this daily until you have recieved your final shipment.

Funny!

Yamomma,

This is GREAT! will b sure 2 send NPGMC a cryptic message like urs!

YAMOMMA!!!

Beautiful work!!! Literally LOL at that!

Can't wait to hear how (if) they reply to Sdldawn. Probably something like:

High

We appreciate ur comments.
Please place ur nose upon ur doorstep in the very near future.

Peace

NPGMC