just curious
how does one get banned at music club

I've never been there but from what people say around here the key to being banned is to have any kind of mind of your own.

lovemachine said:

As opposed to say, basing your opinion on what other people have said?

Well done.

And what a question from the original poster in the first place. How do you get banned? Sheesh. I participate in message boards for discussion, argument (as in intelligent argument) and humour. If you have this philosophy it shouldn't ever cross your mind or even be an issue, "how to get banned?"

lmao.. u serious right? just say Fuck.. simple as that

Post this question over there.

OuzoPower said:

Do what I did - call Prince a midget fuckwit and those sycophantic half-wit pissants who use their keyboards and internet access to do nothing more than rim the midget, well "sycophantic half-wit pissant cocksuckers" and voila! - you'll be banned for the rest of your or the club's lifespan, whichever ends first.
[Edited 4/25/06 1:51am]

I think OVERLY SEXUAL and Mani Threads are OFF LIMITS.... Too Bad I Cannot and Never have been able to talk SCRIPTURE with Them. I was Capable although it is Hard to be DEVOUT in ALL ASPECTS..

Zelaira said:

Jeez, then why did you bother joining Natasha?
[Edited 4/25/06 7:21am]

Well, it is WHO I AM....

lovemachine said:

welp, I'm here to dispell that silly rumor. I do indeed have a mind of my own,and...nope...I've searched all my pockets...and I ain't got the key to being banned.

IAintTheOne said:

No it isn't "simple as that"

Shapeshifter said:

yeah...basically if you acted like a fucking asshole...that's how you get banned.

Shorty said:

Do I hear the bleat of a purple sheep in the house, Dolly, I mean Shorty? See the reason I called Prince a midget fuckwit was because of an email he sent out to fans asking them to send him all of the WB CD singles and bootlegs they owned - as in had parted with their hard earned cash for. This pissed most people off and a helluva lot of 'em posted on the U Smell This board - so many that the thing was taken offline for a few days. When it went back online the debate raged, except I started noticing that an irate NPGMC drone was leaving me private messages calling me an asshole (say, it wasn't you was it Dolly? - sorry, Shorty?). I responded in kind - and beyond - and got banned. But I really don't mind, because the sycophantic, tongue all the way in Prince's rectum drivel on that board really was utterly pathetic. So there. Graze on, Shorty - sorry, Dolly!

Shorty said:

Actually it is. Try going on there and starting a post called "Fuck", which reads "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh fuck, how many fucks is that? Fuck me, gotta fucking run. Fuck I'm late!"

Shapeshifter said:

in your head I'm sure that's all you hear...shifty.
I don't really give a rat's ass why you called prince a midget fuckwit, that's your prerogative. I know all about the e-mail about the CD singles, and the debate that it caused....but nope, I can't take the credit for PMing you. I'm shorty here there and everywhere I don't use multiple screen names...you don't recall who it was? either way you make it clear that you responded in kind...."and beyond" perhaps it was your total lack of control in that situation that got you banned? Ok shifty....if it makes you feel better to pretend it doesn't bother you....you do what you need to do to cope with what your OWN actions caused.
hehe...have a nice day shifty!

Shapeshifter said:

that wouldn't "simply" be saying fuck now would it?

OuzoPower said:

I've never tried any of these, but I bet they'd work:


1. Try posting youtube links to live Prince performances?
2. Post links to yousendit files in which you share your bootleggage with others?
3. Talk incessently about how you think file sharing and bootlegging is completely legit?
4. Post repeatedly about how Prince should quit being a whiny baby about his fight with WB?
5. Talk about how JW/Larry Graham is a cult that has brainwashed Prince?

...and pepper all the posts with as many curse words as possible...

Good luck with that.


**Please note, these do not necessarily reflect my personal opinions, just things that would probably work.**
[Edited 4/25/06 16:50pm]

Shapeshifter said:

Being a purple sheep or calling Prince a midget fuckwit?

It's a good thing I don't paint all Orgers with the broad stroke you paint NPG members with or I'd think the Org was filled with fucking assholes.

I post there way more than I post here. Whether or not folks think I have a mind of my own because I love it there is their problem. It's great to be able to have a discussion of Prince's music and not have to worry about Prince being called some derrogatory term for a change.

Shorty said:

Ok, ok Shorty, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It wasn't you. It was ....

Romera said:

I'm very happy for you, Romera. I agree it gets pretty heated and even nasty on here sometimes, but it's all good fun and you don't need to come back if you don't like it. Which you know.

Shapeshifter said:

I wasn't saying I don't like it here, I'm saying that you shouldn't paint people with a broad stroke. Many people here are members there so are they sheep as well?

Do you go into someone's house and knowingly disrespect them?

origmnd said:

That pretty much sums it up right there.

origmnd said:

Depends if they piss in the soup and charge me for the privelege of drinking it.
[Edited 4/26/06 10:53am]

Shapeshifter said:

Do you go to someone's house when you think you will feel slighted or uncomfortable or you can't be yourself?

Maybe, maybe not...but you might want to go and visit once in a while.

Depending on your sensitivity level, you stay as long as you want , as long as you don't HAVE to live there.

I can't show my whole self there, but that's cool cause it's not my ONLY self.

origmnd said:

The proof, O, is in the soup not the pudding. No one in their right mind shows their whole or even true selves on the internet. I don't. People here think I'm a redneck, when I'm really a nice cuddly chap who's kind to sheep and helps idiots take their next step.
[Edited 4/26/06 12:37pm]

Shapeshifter said:

I guess I'm not in my right mind. I don't show my whole self as in nekkid pics on line but...I don't pretend to be anyone other than my true self. Call me lazy I guess, cause it would just take too much dang effort to be anything else.

Shorty said:

Did you say you've got nekkid pics? Should I start calling you Paris No-Shorts?

Shapeshifter said:

no I didn't say that. and no yo can't start calling me Paris No-Shorts