In the NPGMusicClub email about the 2002 package they stated that:

"The members-only retail section will b xploding in 2002 with new merchandise including new music, videos, instruments, and npg gear."

Because, this ís the NPGMC, nothing spectacular has happened yet in the retail section.

Maybe it's an idea to list the item's that we would like to see in the retail section.

My idea's:

- The "The World", New York Aftershow CD
- The complete back-catalog, including Vanity,
Appolonia, The Time etc.
- Posters
- The Hit'n Run singleCD's
- New DVD's/video's (also PAL format and Region2, please)
(- The Purple Rain puppet)

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[This message was edited Wed Oct 2 13:02:07 PDT 2002 by suomynona]

I love MUGS.

They promised instruments....maybe a triangle?

you're smokin' & not sharin'....WTF??

ChocolateInvasion said:

shockadelica777 said:

I sincerely don't have a clue what you are talkin' about.....

I e-mailed and asked them to make a t-shirt for the celebration that has a picture of Prince and says I partied with Prince at Paisley Park.Plus more music, and a picture of Prince with his pets would be nice,

lovebird said:

A t-shirt that says:
"I went to The Celebration, and all I got was this T-shirt"

Maybe:
"Come" condoms
"TGRES" hookers
"Bambi" substitute penis'
"Little red Corvette" scale-model
"Kiss" mouth-water
"One Nite Alone" pyjamas
"Chaos & Disorder" brooms
"Computer Blue" mousepad
"My Computer" pc-mouse
"The Human Body" porn-book
"Sign O The Times" watches

> - The "The World", New York Aftershow CD

Already available, just not on NPGMC.

alexandernevermind said:

Yeah, true 1-800-NEW-BOOTLEG.

Let's start the www.NPGBootlegClub.com
[This message was edited Tue May 14 5:07:33 PDT 2002 by ChocolateInvasion]

'If Eye Was Ur Girlfriend' transvestite transformation kits
'Everyday is a Winding Road' map of the british isles
'Push It Up' or 'Scarlet Pussy' tampons
'Come On' box of man-size tissues
'Hide The Bone' jock straps
'Cloreen Bacon Skin' frying pans
'Last Heart' organ donor cards
'Wonderful Ass' illustrated encyclopedia of Kylie Minogue
'I'll Do Anything' sandwich board
'Right Back Here In My Arms' prosthetic limbs
'Joint 2 Joint' choice cuts hamper (or see above also)
'I Like It There' testicle scratcher
'Right The Wrong' correction fluid
'Dig U Better Dead' garden tool selection
'Cherry Cherry, Peach, Tangerine & Raspberry Beret' fruit bowls
'Loose' pregnancy testing kit
'Letitgo' elastic bands
'Pope' on a rope soap


I could go on 4 ever.....

"Sister" barbie-dolls
"Do it all night" -lights
"Head" hat
"Dirty Mind" soap
"I Would die 4 U" harakiri set
"When Doves Cry" bird-seed
"Under The Cherry Moon" camping-tent
"Sometimes it snows in april" ski's
"Dance on" dancing shoes
"Alphabet st" street sign
"Eye No" encyclopedia
"The Latest Fashion" bottom-less pants
"Round And Round" turntable
"Can’t Stop This Feeling I Got" medication
"The Flow" coasters

'Soft and Wet' sponges
'So Blue' XXX-rated pay-per-view Porn
'Still Waiting' bus stops
'When We're Dancing Close And Slow' erection prevention underpants
'Do It All Night' viagra
'Something In The Water' kettle descaler
'Lets Go Crazy' straight jackets
'Condition of the Heart' pacemakers
'There's Others Here With Us' schitzophrenia identification kit
'Sometimes It Snows In April' emergency weather forecasting unit
'Mountains' wonderbras


ha! beat that buddy!!!!

'Housequake' early warning subsidence detection alarms
'Slow Love' impotence cream
'Hot Thing' oven gloves
'U Got The Look' replacement eyeballs
'Strange Relationship' coming 2 terms with beastiality videos
'The Cross' DIY crucifiction kits
'New Position' guides to the Karma Sutra
'Under The Cherry Moon' arse spanking paddles
'Girls & Boys' bi-sexuality intruction manuals
'Anotherloverholenyohead' marital violence advice lines

hahaha damn those were funny man, keep going!
MidasG! MidasG!

ROFL

"1+1+1=3" calculators
"Family Name" tags
"Last December" dead christmas tree's
"Hot With U" waterboilers
"The Sun, The Moon And Stars" astronomy-course
"Silly Game" game rules
"Prettyman" impress-the-lady's kit
"The rest of my life" wedding-vows
"It’s About That Walk"-ing shoes
"She spoke 2 me" phone-book
"When The Lights Go Down" spare-fuse
"My little pill"-ow
"There is lonely" masturbation kit
"Old Friends 4 Sale" ebay-listing
"So Dark" light-bulb
"Tell Me How U Wanna B Done" kamasutra-edition
"Cloreen Baconskin" snack bar coupon
"Welcome 2 The Dawn" breakfast

'Private Joy' repetitive strain advisory video (lower arm edition)
'Do It All Night' raw penis ointment
'International Lover' mail order malaysian brides
'Pop Life' acne cream
'Can't Stop This Feeling I Got' PC monitor ejaculation screens
'Elephants & Flowers' african safari gardening tools
'Jughead' prince charles golden jubliee coffee mugs
'Push' guide to midwifery
'How Come U Don't Call Me Anymore?' samaritan suicide response units

yeah yeah yeah, gimme some more

Midas is the fuckin Bomb

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[This message was edited Wed Feb 26 0:21:52 PST 2003 by IstenSzek]

You .orgers are so funny! I can't stand it...More! More!!

"She's Always In My Hair" Shampoo
"If I Was Your Girlfriend" Adult love toys

I hope they are serious about the music part of it. I wish Prince would do something like Pearl Jam did and release his entire tour on CD. He could stick it to the bootleggers who he abhors so strongly and also please his fans.

A PROFFESIONALLY FILMED CONCERT FROM EACH TOUR THAT HAS NEVER BEEN RELEASED B 4 !!!!

The ultimate item would be another replica of Prince instruments. Perhaps a Habibi guitar or a one eyed bass. The cloud guitars sold out in a matter of days and they ae cool as hell.

A t-shirt that says:
"I went to The Celebration, and all I got was this T-shirt"[/quote]

You almost got it right

How about ....

"I went to The Celebration, and all I could AFFORD
was this lousy T-shirt"

The puppet from Purple Rain, U say????

Now THATS some shit worth bidding on...put that mofo on E Bay and I will forfeit my HOUSE 2 get that!

Or how about---Your very Own WEDDING FEAST!!

Thats right folks, this vacuum sealed feast is modeled after Mani and Prince's wedding feast. Includes delicacies such as:

licorice
tea
gum
soy string cheese
and a rich, delectible serving of goldenseal herbs

Yummmmm.....

I read this headline and an old one-liner from The Onion came to mind: "Suggestion Box At Best Buy Brimming With Urine"