The International House of Pancakes closest to the Waldorf-Astoria appears to be the one at:
3196A Kennedy Blvd, Union City, New Jersey 07087-2432 (phone: 201-617-7079).

We may need a deposit to hold the place. I'll make the call. Who's willing to chip in?

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IHOP better be giving me stock shares or somethin'...

Byron said:

I've talked them into reserving you the prime corner seat at the counter in the Union Ciy IHOP --
from which you can see and be seen by one and all.

In the mean time, who's hooking'up the IHOP near the Fillmore?

Thats what I'm saying where the meet and greet