Because of current economy, will settle for business class airline ticket. Flight must be non-stop from Washington DC to Geneva. Train ticket from Geneva airport to Montreux must be first-class, however.

Montreux Palace Hotel corner suite must face the lake and be on highest floor available. 4-night minimum.

Willing to join you in line for up to an hour before the doors open at concert venue, provided you have secured stagefront standing room or front row seating. If necessary, can purchase my own refreshments once inside and even be relatively congenial for duration of performances, provided you don't get in my space or create impression that we're there together.

Your generosity will be acknowledged in my memoirs.

Holla.

I SWEAR I LOVE YOU AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH YOU ARE A MESS !!!!

I'll always love your cool dry wit