I never meant to cause you any sorrow
I never meant to cause you any pain
Im not gonna play Dublin
Cause i heard its gonna rain
Gonna rain,Gonna rain
gonna rain,gonna rain
Im not going to play Dublin
Cause ive heard its gonna rain...

Top Of The Morning Papers....

He relied that she was new 2 Prince,
Naive in every way,
She booked tixs and flights and hotel rooms,
But he was never gonna play,
But he knew the score all along,
And decided not to tell,
The cancellation will be top of the morning papers

...ha ha you bastard

blackbob said:

You have to laugh. Its the only way!

How can i put this in a way sos not 2 offend or unnerve ,
But theres a rumour going all around that we wont b gettin served,
They say that Prince aint u no what and baby who knows how long,
It hard 4 him 2 do whats right when all he wants 2 do is wrong..

GET OFF..23 bullshit statments from a short assed man..
Get oFF..rippin us off coz he knows he can...
Get off..let a woman b a woman and a man b a man....bumpin us rottin coz he knows he can

weejimmy said:

some great responses..well done

omg

I just want your extra time and your...

jangle jangle jangle jangle

Cash!

SquirrelMeat said:

I'm still crying !!!

spud80 said:

Me too... This is just... I just read it... I had to move some mountains to go to Dublin... and now it seems it's all for nothing

@ the song rewrites.

Isn't it a shame this ain't a movie
Then I could re-write your every line
U have to take the blame and say that Ur sorry
I don't like the way U act today
Now I need a lot of wine

silly

Mirabelle said:

@ lyrics

laughter is the best medicine

Oh, I have so got to get some of this!

Money Don't Matter Tonight

One more card and it's 22
Unlucky for you again
He never had respect for money it's true
That's why HE never wins
That's why HE never ever has enough
To treat his FANS right
HE just pushes THEM away in a huff
And says 'Money don't matter tonight'

Money don't matter tonight
It sure didn't matter yesterday
Just when you think HE'S got more than enough
That's when HE all up and flies away
That's when you find out that you're better off
Makin' sure your soul's alright
Cuz money didn't matter yesterday,
And it sure don't matter tonight

Look, here's a cool investment
He was tellin' YOU, YOU just can't lose
So you go off and BUY TICKETS
But FOUND OUT HE'S JUST A USER (USER)
All he WANTS IS MONEY in every color
Every nationality and size
Seems like the only thing YOU can do
Is just roll YOUR eyes, and say that...

Money don't matter tonight (don't matter)
It sure didn't matter yesterday
Just when you think HE'S got more than enough
That's when HE all up and flies away
That's when you find out that you're better off
Makin' sure your soul's alright (soul's alright)
Cuz money didn't matter yesterday, (don't matter)
And it sure don't matter tonight

(Ooh-wee-ooh, don't matter)
(It don't matter tonight, no)

Hey now, maybe we can find a good reason
To GO TO DUBLIN ANYWAY
So what if YOU WERE just going to see Prince,
Is it worth YOU CRYING for? (Is it worth it?)
If FATTENING PRINCE'S BANK ACCOUNT is what we all live for
Then FATTENING PRINCE'S BANK ACCOUNT will come to pass
Anything is better than the picture of the FATTENING OF PRINCE'S BANK ACCOUNT
In a cloud of gas
And you think you got it bad

Money don't matter tonight (no, don't matter)
It sure didn't matter yesterday (yesterday)
Just when you think HE'S got more than enough
That's when HE all up and flies away (flies away, flies away)
That's when you find out that you're better off
Makin' sure your soul's alright (make certain that your soul's alright)
Cuz money didn't matter yesterday,
... it sure don't matter tonight

Money don't matter tonight
It sure didn't matter yesterday (yesterday, yesterday)
Just when you think HE'S got more than enough
That's when HE all up and flies away (flies away, flies away)
That's when you find out that you're better off
Makin' sure your soul's alright
Money didn't matter yesterday,
And it sure don't matter to night

brilliant stuff

see,I like this thread more than the "I hate Prince" ones...this is actually funny

I think its more a case of -

Prince "London its so funky to be ba....."
Stage Hand *whisper*

Prince "Dublin...goodnight"