Perhaps orgers could help me with this little conundrum. In theory....:

1. If, in theory, one had recklessly succumbed to temptation and bought 2 stage suite tickets and 2 aftershow tickets for the final night of the tour.....

2. and if, in theory, one's darling sister (for whom second ticket was rather generously bought as a treat from big brother because she's saving for her wedding) decided to go on holiday instead (so much for saving!)....

3. and if, in theory, one decided not to make a mint on ebay, but sell the spare tickets to a proper fam in the world of org for FACE VALUE ONLY, mainly because I'm nice like that (and to be honest, would rather sit next to someone who would genuinely enjoy it rather than some corporate dullard).....

4. and if, in theory, I couldn't get the very funny Lenny Henry to come with me (see my previous posts somewhere on here)....

then how should I decide which of the anticipated three or four responses I'll get should get first dibs on the tickets? Personally, I like the idea of a live prize draw conducted within a forum at a designated time and date.

Anyway, I stress this is merely a theoretical proposition. For now.....

Judge it on boob size.

If you don't want to make money, then at least have some fun!

Don't make people beg though, that's degrading...

Ellie said:

I think the guy who danced on the main stage to play that funky music would stand a good chance then....

Ellie said:

Yeah, men too!

may i suggest a competition?


choose a winner with the question. "which of you is called glyn?"

I suggest a 'name that song' lyric contest face off...
Entertainment for us all and the most die hard person wins

Make people post photos of themselves. Decide who you'd like to sit next to.

This is me by the way

1p1p1i3 said:

Your a weather girl?

P0PL1Fe said:

I'm a HOT weather girl.

Today - sunny. Tomorrow - even sunnier.

Who would be your perfect companion? How to choose is tricky. Begging seems degrading....would offering to put out be worse?!

1p1p1i3 said:

Well the sex change op was a runaway success. Your profile states that you're a MAN!

first come, first serve







like I mean that

Can I come with you?

SquirrelMeat said:

ha ha - you too! The lengths people will go.....

1p1p1i3 said:

You're a liar, 1p1p1i3! If you're into hot blondes, LordMarcusMont, that's my picture!

SquirrelMeat said:

Unless, of course, you're really into boobs, in which case this is me!
[Edited 9/10/07 12:18pm]

DoMeBaby69 said:

This is a fucking funny thread... good work Lord Marcus for starting it off

Well i actually look quite a bit like prince and I play the man himself in a tribute band so i reckon you would get some cool looks sitting next to me in the suite.



However i cant take you up on your kind offer as im taking my 7 year old for his birthday and he is really looking forward to it so ill have to slum it in block 103

DoMeBaby69 said:

SHHHHH!!!!!
He'll never notice..... until it's too late.
[Edited 9/10/07 13:02pm]

1p1p1i3 said:

Ha! You're both rumbled!! Besides, I didn't re-mortgage the house, sell the car and pimp out my mother to have my view of His Royal Funkyship obscured by the most enormous pair of breasts. Mind you, it could be worse...TicketMischief will probably spring a surprise on the night and I'll find the stage suite is, in fact, a sofa under the stage itself. Still, at least I'll have a good view of P getting wheeled in in that suitcase.

CJBabyDaddy said:

Where did u get my pic from..

Officially the funniest thread ever.

Proposition SynthiaRose04!

You know what she's like at aftershows....perhaps she just couldn't hold herself back from acting out more of her fantasies?
[Edited 9/10/07 21:06pm]

LordMarcusMont said:

Okay, okay, so you don't want a hot weathergirl. Can I interest you in a geeky white guy? They make great company!
Make your dancing look even better by dancing next to a geeky white guy.
They'll even make sure your glass is topped-up all night long.

theory has it that.....we all need to get a life

we adore a guy that sings songs about starfish N coffee

i am leaving the camp, i want to be a take that fan

Whitnail said:

Reverse psychology, nice try. Wish I'd thought of it.

Option 1: Make your sister choose!
It's her fault, then post her e-mail address either before you choose, so we all can beg or after so those she doesn't choose can moan. That'll teach her!

Option 2: Sell it to someone who has a ticket on the floor, then theirs to someone in the tiers, then theirs to someone in the gods and theirs either on e-bay and split or keep that profit or pass it on to an orger without a ticket. That way more orgers get an upgrade. Then pass your sisters e-mail on. She needs to know what a mistake she's making!

Lez said:

Option 3 pretend this was a joke and send to me

hi daddy! your online. shouldnt you be working??
(my dads lez for anybody shocked by this..)


Maybe consider me?
Im 16 and have seen him once, (twice if you count my mum being pregnant with me at the gold experience tour?)
i worry he wont play again after this.. at least for a while.
and to be that close to him and maybe even dance with him is pretty much one of my life ambitions, and being completely past his generation i often get the p*** taken out of me for liking a 5' 2" 49 year old musician, but hey, i blame my dad. he is the most amazing person ever and just to see him on the last night of his tour, and to be that close would be worth anything.