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iloveannie said:

Well, some dude in one of the VIP boxes tried to drop a piano on me, but I managed to catch it and lob it back at him just in time. It blew up with a mighty explosion and I'm sure I heard the fool cry "Remember me on the Orrrrggggg.....".

True story that.

I was a bit concerned on Saturday. I was front row and Marva arrived above me on the stage. It didn't take long for me to notice here nipples were in uber active mode.

It was then I had visions of the fembots from Austin Powers and I realised she had been sent to kill me. As luck would have it, there was a big guy next to me so I ducked behind him and she never saw me. Lucky escape.

I had a second scare a bit later on when the Twinz arrived over head, but I calmed down when realised it was highly unlikely that I could be assassinated by a camel toe.

SquirrelMeat said:

But what a way to go...

iloveannie said:

Amen to that!!!!

i was nearly murdered at the aftershow on staurday night -

a bit into the show i pulled out a banner i had printed on the spur of the moment - held it above my head - a guy behind me stormed through the crowd and got really angry asking me to get rid of it - as no - one could see behind me!

thing is i am pretty short so i can, with hindsight, understand that arms length for me means in everyone elses face! - fair enough - just could have been a bit nicer when asking - all he / anyone else needed to do was point out the error of my ways! lol

"such nastiness" - ....!

THE GIRL WITH THE HAIR looks like she could kill a man at twenty paces
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iloveannie said:

Love it!

hemphizzx said:

Or three thousand miles....as she is in America at the moment!

[Edited 8/20/07 9:18am]