I wanna get up on stage when the "audience" gets up there for a dance only I'd shout "LAGER LAGER LAGER...ENG-UR-LUND, ENG-UR-LUND, ENG-UR-LUND" into the microphone and pull up me England replica football shirt and slap my big fat beer belly then pull me Union Jack boxers down and windmill me c*ck at the crowd! Then finish off by running up to Prince and give him a bear hug then get him in a headlock and knuckle the top of his head in a male rufty tufty playful manner and then raise my fist in the air and shout "Gotcha my old beautie" finishing off with a cheekie wink!

The crowd would love it as I did a few laps of the symbol to make sure everyone got a look at me arse, the cheers would be deafining, Shelby and Maceo would literally piss themselves and probably fall over 'cos they was laughing so hard and I reckon I'd make the headlines in the papers, hell, I might even get in the new years honours lists for services to music.

Just to show there was no hard feelings I'd invite Prince & the gang to a bit of brekkie the next morning at my house...a egg and bacon sarnie with a pint of Guiness each

That'd sort them out after a late night.

Prince - If you reading and are up for it, send me an org note and I'll ask the missus to make sure we've got plenty of bacon in. fatten your skinny arse up it would.

Gazza
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Nice one Gazza, lol