i think that much is obvious.

what would happen would be that prince would suddenly announce to the crowd "mmm-hmm, funky london! it's too hot tonight! too hot! i gotta take a bath y'all!" and then strip down to his underwear before running over to the curly bit and sliding down the spiral water slide into an inflatable paddling pool. once in the paddling pool, as the band cut loose back on stage, prince "frolics" with the twinz for around four to five minutes.

the sides of the curly bit would have to be see-through, i guess, otherwise the crowd would just hear splashing noises and "ohhhh, funky london! it's wet and funky down in here! think it ain't?" while they stared at a bunch of sparkly black fibreglass.

just announcing this now so my proposed changes can be implemented before i see the show on the 17th.