"Make S^&* Up" - Inside the Insidiuous Workings of Right-Winger Jacob Wohl
Second Funkiest White Man in America
There's this troll out there named Jacob Wohl. In all my years, I don't think I've ever seen a bigger piece of crap when it comes to shitposting and trolling. I thought James O'Keefe was bad, but Wohl makes O'Keefe look like an amateur.
This dude Wohl has a long history of failed right-wing troll operations. If you ever want to kill an hour and laugh your rear off at the absolute idiocy of right-wingers, read up on Wohl and his Surefire Intelligence operation. The TL;DR is that there was no such organization - the phone number rang to his mother's cell phone, and the pictures of his "staff" were actually pictures of people like actor Christoph Waltz. Epic failure!
Wohl tried again when and some absolute slimeball named Jack Burkman claimed they had information regarding sexual harrassment allegations against Robert Mueller. Of course it was all made up and the woman who was to have made the complaint didn't show up at the press conference. But Wohl did, and so did Burkman - who conducted the entire press conference with his fly unzipped. I am not kidding.
Unfaxed, this comedic duo then tried a smear operation against presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg, claiming to have various men that said Mayor Pete sexually harrassed them. Of course, none of it was true.
You'd think a failure like Wohl would try something else but the only other thing he knows how to do is trade futures - but the National Futures Association banned him for life from ever trading futures again. By the way, Wohl was 19 when he was banned for life, partially for telling investors he'd been trading futures for 10 years, which meant he started trading at age 9. Plus, he stole a lot of money.
So this total zero - who, you won't be surprised to learn, is regulary promoted by that fat fuck/possible pedophile/potential domestic terrorist Alex Jones - has nothing, is nothing, and will never amount to anything. What should he do?
Why, establish a political operation that admits its strategy is to "Make S$%^ Up" about Democrats and spread as much misinformation and lies as possible!
In other words, he's a typical Republican.
And in other unrelated words, he is now officially an indicted typical Republican. He got indicted for the illegal sale of securities in California.
You have to hand it to this guy - he's accomplished more in his 21 years than many right-wing trolls do in their entire, worthless, pathetic lives. Let's examine some of those things!