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Daily Org! New Sex Edition! Sexy readers, today's Daily Org is interested in one thing, and one thing only: pure, hard, filthy, sweaty, muddy, and fluid-spillingly exciting SEX. And on the way too, we've got the daily poll, the results of yesterday's poll (didn't know we had one? Neither did we), a "who is this orger?" competition and much more. well, not much more, but hey. | |
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Maybe this will get Boob back!
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Nasty is good...filthy | |
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Editorial
The mailbag is bursting. Not because of letters or indeed orgnotes - because we've had none. It's bursting because somebody filled it with jelly. Now the Daily Org doesn't mind who it was, as long as they own up. But the point is, nobody has been wondering why the Daily Org only deals with General Discussion and not the other forums. Well, gentle readers, we can today exclusively answer that question for you: because we don't give a fuck about the other forums. Period. STOP PRESS: filthy IS good. | |
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quel scandale!
if you have nothing nice to say, come sit with me. weren't there supposed to be recipes today? starkitty rocks my box. | |
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NEWS ITEM 1
A quick glance over the titles of threads on page 1 confim the Daily Org's worst fears: GD orgers are obsessed with rumpy-pumpy : "have you made a girl cum before?" "top ten man whores" "men whores: take the test" "Pook needs to fling poo" The Daily Org asks you, gentle readers, are Orgers really that crude and sexually depraved? What would MsSmartypants think of that first thread? God knows. And the results of yesterday's poll on this very subject are now in. We asked: "In your opinion, does every orger sit at the computer with a tub of vaseline and a box of Kleenex tissues?" 99% returned a "Yes" vote. 0% returned a "No" vote. 1 vote was declared null and void because it said "IOU 55 cents" on it, and the Daily Org wasn't sure whether that was a yes, a no, or just our photo editor's birthday present for his mother. . [This message was edited Tue Jun 29 16:16:29 2004 by TheDailyOrg] | |
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TheDailyOrg said: 1 vote was declared null and void because it said "IOU 55 cents" on it, and the Daily Org wasn't sure whether that was a yes, a no, or just our photo editor's birthday present for his mother.
um, that was mine...i really do owe you 55 cents. | |
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The Daily Org's open letter to Handclapsfingasnapz:
The Daily Org appreciates your honesty very much and is willing to waive the 55 cents owed. Do you happen to know anything about a mailbag full of jelly? Sincerely yours Daily Org | |
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Who is this orger? - all new SEX edition
Below is a picture of an orger in a compromising, and SEXY position. Answers on a postcard (or preferably, in easily removable ink on a $10 bill) please. The correct orger will receive a prize straight from the Daily Org's own fridge: a half-eaten tub of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food which has gone a bit yellow. | |
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WHERE'S THE BEEF????? http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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Why, that's 9s in his new and improved paper mache tractor! | |
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madartista said: WHERE'S THE BEEF?????
surely not in byron's lasagna... starkitty rocks my box. | |
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TheDailyOrg said: The Daily Org's open letter to Handclapsfingasnapz:
The Daily Org appreciates your honesty very much and is willing to waive the 55 cents owed. Do you happen to know anything about a mailbag full of jelly? Sincerely yours Daily Org Dear Daily Org, I heard through the grapevine that LittlePill might have something to do with that bag of jelly. Remember, you didn't hear it from me. Sincerely, Handclapsfingasnapz | |
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NEWS ITEM 2
WOW! The Daily Org can exclusively reveal that Azurestarr has blocked 2the9s from sending her orgnotes. The trouble apparently started when 2the9s sent a SEXY XXX-rated picture of himself on top of a giant tractor, together with an orgnote that said, "get it here." Azurestarr has so far played it cool, but this is fast turning into a Ben Affleck / Jennifer Lopez story that will have the whole world wetting themselves with excitement. Watch this space for more exciting, farm machinery-based revelations! | |
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TheDailyOrg said: The trouble apparently started when 2the9s sent a SEXY XXX-rated picture of himself on top of a giant tractor, together with an orgnote that said, "get it here."
LMAO! Vroom vroom! | |
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TheDailyOrg said: NEWS ITEM 2
WOW! The Daily Org can exclusively reveal that Azurestarr has blocked 2the9s from sending her orgnotes. The trouble apparently started when 2the9s sent a SEXY XXX-rated picture of himself on top of a giant tractor, together with an orgnote that said, "get it here." Azurestarr has so far played it cool, but this is fast turning into a Ben Affleck / Jennifer Lopez story that will have the whole world wetting themselves with excitement. Watch this space for more exciting, farm machinery-based revelations! I sent her a John Deere letter...instead of a Dear John letter...get it? heh | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: TheDailyOrg said: The Daily Org's open letter to Handclapsfingasnapz:
The Daily Org appreciates your honesty very much and is willing to waive the 55 cents owed. Do you happen to know anything about a mailbag full of jelly? Sincerely yours Daily Org Dear Daily Org, I heard through the grapevine that LittlePill might have something to do with that bag of jelly. Remember, you didn't hear it from me. Sincerely, Handclapsfingasnapz Dear Handclapsfingasnapz You may have the Daily Org's babies. Thank you for your candid and faithful telling of something we didn't hear from you. We now owe you 55 cents. And that LittlePill...or should we call him, "Jelly Man"... Sincerely yours Daily Org | |
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This is good stuff.Sick n twisted, yet has underlines of genius quality through out.
Awesome... x10 | |
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NEWSFLASH!
thesexofit has exclusively revealed to the Daily Org (via a completely different thread)that a 12'' dildo is preferable to the raw truncheon wielded by man. Is this because the size of the average man can't match up, the Daily Org wonders? The Daily Org asks: which orger could live up to such a phenomenal demand? Earlier, astute orgers will have noticed LittlePill's staggering claim that his "talent" would bring down the Org itself! (though let's face it, it hasn't taken much to do that recently). So remember, horny male readers, unless you're an elephant or have some sort of bizarre metabolism which channels all your fat into your trouser torpedo, thesexofit will want nothing of it! And LittlePill - we're on to you. That's right, the jelly. | |
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TODAY'S (SEXY) POLL
It's that time of the day - the daily poll is here. And today it's about...fighting! Poll question: Who out of the following would you expect to win in a fight? - Sweeny - Supa - Dansa - Azurestarr - Starkitty - Crazyhorse - 2the9s and remember - you can only pick ONE. Now as you know, sexually provocative readers, we here at the Daily Org frown upon violence and as such are not talking about fist fighting. We're giving each participant a SEXY rubber chicken as their weapon. So no harm done. results will follow, and the Org Rubber Chicken Champion 2004 will be crowned! Sexy! | |
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Press Conferance:
I'd take them all on at once. Just give me my chicken n step back. I wouldnt even have to attack 2the9's, dansa would do that herself. Just tell sweeny and azurestarr a few lines of poetry and when there not looking. Give them a lickin with this here chicken. I'd tell Supa its sugar daddy night at the local bar....gone I'd tell dansa that starkitty said she aint got no rhythm. And before ya know it.I'm doing a Homey the Clown on there ass a rubber chicken be peckin. | |
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Moderator | I'm a LOVER NOT A FIGHTER In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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2teh9s said: TheDailyOrg said: The trouble apparently started when 2the9s sent a SEXY XXX-rated picture of himself on top of a giant tractor, together with an orgnote that said, "get it here."
LMAO! Vroom vroom! \/oo/\/\ \/oo/\/\ | |
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Sweeny79 said: I'm a LOVER NOT A FIGHTER
co-sign Hi Sweeny | |
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Moderator | nesseone said: Sweeny79 said: I'm a LOVER NOT A FIGHTER
[color=red:be9ae4b941]co-sign[/color] Hi Sweeny Hi! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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crazyhorse said: Press Conferance:
I'd take them all on at once. Just give me my chicken n step back. I wouldnt even have to attack 2the9's, dansa would do that herself. Just tell sweeny and azurestarr a few lines of poetry and when there not looking. Give them a lickin with this here chicken. I'd tell Supa its sugar daddy night at the local bar....gone I'd tell dansa that starkitty said she aint got no rhythm. And before ya know it.I'm doing a Homey the Clown on there ass a rubber chicken be peckin. homey don't play dat. starkitty rocks my box. | |
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Call this scandal? Where's the sheep shagging transvestite vicars? | |
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Lleena said: Call this scandal? Where's the sheep shagging transvestite vicars?
what about fish and chips? starkitty rocks my box. | |
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TheDailyOrg said: NEWSFLASH!
thesexofit has exclusively revealed to the Daily Org (via a completely different thread)that a 12'' dildo is preferable to the raw truncheon wielded by man. Is this because the size of the average man can't match up, the Daily Org wonders? The Daily Org asks: which orger could live up to such a phenomenal demand? Earlier, astute orgers will have noticed LittlePill's staggering claim that his "talent" would bring down the Org itself! (though let's face it, it hasn't taken much to do that recently). So remember, horny male readers, unless you're an elephant or have some sort of bizarre metabolism which channels all your fat into your trouser torpedo, thesexofit will want nothing of it! And LittlePill - we're on to you. That's right, the jelly. Yeah I did it so what! Be happy it was only jelly! | |
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vanillachild said: Lleena said: Call this scandal? Where's the sheep shagging transvestite vicars?
what about fish and chips? exactly! What happened to the fish and chips scandal? | |
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