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If the Daily Org is honest, it was hoping to avoid the recipe - not least because it has no culinary (or other) skills. 
However, the audience is always right. Fish and Chips for two Get two big fat fish. Preferably not cod, because as we all know their numbers have dwindled to the point that there are probably more sheep-shagging transvestite vicars on the org (we're looking at you DrMcMeekle and LittlePill) than cod in our beautiful oceans. Throw the big fat fish into batter mixture - the Daily Org thinks batter mixture is made with beer or something. Chuck the big fat fish into a very deep pool of fat which is as HOT as any of the Top Ten Man Whores' pants, and leave to bubble. Get some potatoes. Chop them a bit and throw the resulting "chips" as hard as you can into another deep pool of fat. When the smoke alarm goes off, reach into the pools of fat and pull out the fish and chips out. Put them into the middle of a piece of newspaper, hurl salt and vinegar over everything and eat until you feel sick. Now that's what I call a.... SEXY recipe.  | |
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vanillachild said: Lleena said: Call this scandal? Where's the sheep shagging transvestite vicars?
what about fish and chips? Did you get my org pop!!?  | |
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TheDailyOrg said: RECIPE
If the Daily Org is honest, it was hoping to avoid the recipe - not least because it has no culinary (or other) skills.
However, the audience is always right. Fish and Chips for two Get two big fat fish. Preferably not cod, because as we all know their numbers have dwindled to the point that there are probably more sheep-shagging transvestite vicars on the org (we're looking at you DrMcMeekle and LittlePill) than cod in our beautiful oceans. Throw the big fat fish into batter mixture - the Daily Org thinks batter mixture is made with beer or something. Chuck the big fat fish into a very deep pool of fat which is as HOT as any of the Top Ten Man Whores' pants, and leave to bubble. Get some potatoes. Chop them a bit and throw the resulting "chips" as hard as you can into another deep pool of fat. When the smoke alarm goes off, reach into the pools of fat and pull out the fish and chips out. Put them into the middle of a piece of newspaper, hurl salt and vinegar over everything and eat until you feel sick. Now that's what I call a.... SEXY recipe.  | |
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LittlePill said: TheDailyOrg said: NEWSFLASH!
thesexofit has exclusively revealed to the Daily Org (via a completely different thread)that a 12'' dildo is preferable to the raw truncheon wielded by man.  Is this because the size of the average man can't match up, the Daily Org wonders?
The Daily Org asks: which orger could live up to such a phenomenal demand? 
Earlier, astute orgers will have noticed LittlePill's staggering claim that his "talent" would bring down the Org itself!  (though let's face it, it hasn't taken much to do that recently).
So remember, horny male readers, unless you're an elephant or have some sort of bizarre metabolism which channels all your fat into your trouser torpedo, thesexofit will want nothing of it! And LittlePill - we're on to you. That's right, the jelly. Yeah I did it so what! Be happy it was only jelly!  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: TheDailyOrg said: The Daily Org's open letter to Handclapsfingasnapz:
The Daily Org appreciates your honesty very much and is willing to waive the 55 cents owed. Do you happen to know anything about a mailbag full of jelly?
Sincerely yours Daily Org Dear Daily Org, I heard through the grapevine that LittlePill might have something to do with that bag of jelly. Remember, you didn't hear it from me. Sincerely, Handclapsfingasnapz  Time to buy some .Org rat traps.  Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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Lleena said: vanillachild said: what about fish and chips? Did you get my org pop!!? i don't get any pops. my pops are broke starkitty rocks my box. | |
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TheDailyOrg said: Who is this orger? - all new SEX edition
Below is a picture of an orger in a compromising, and SEXY position. Answers on a postcard (or preferably, in easily removable ink on a $10 bill) please. The correct orger will receive a prize straight from the Daily Org's own fridge: a half-eaten tub of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food which has gone a bit yellow.  I smell McMeekle.  | |
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 no egg sandwich recipe. | |
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