Lleena said:

not in the purse!

Hey Red did you get my text?

Christopher said:

No it's not! It's fake Louis Vutton from Mexico!

Somebody hold my hair while I barf into the purse.

Natsume said:

there was a news item on news.bbc.co.uk yesterday that a woman had given birth to a frog. :-

Iranian woman 'gives birth to frog'

An Iranian newspaper has reported the controversial story of a woman who claims to have given birth to a frog.
The Iranian daily Etemaad says the creature is believed to have grown from larva to an adult frog inside her body.

While it is unclear how this could have happened, the paper carries quotes from medical experts who say there are human characteristics to the animal.

It has been speculated that the woman, who has not been named, unknowingly picked up the larva while she was swimming in a dirty pool.

The woman, from the south-eastern city of Iranshahr, is a mother of two children.

The "so-called frog", as the newspaper puts it, has yet to undergo precise genetic and anatomic tests.

But it quotes clinical biology expert Dr Aminifard as saying: "The similarities are in appearance, the shape of the fingers and the size and shape of the tongue."

TheFrog said:

Lleena said:

~holding hair~

Christopher said:

Thankyou Chris.

Christopher said:

Thankyou Chris.

TheFrog said:

Ok there was a guy, he met a woman and they started having anal sex up against a wall.... she punched him right in the small of the back (or ass) when he was about to come, and he shat himself...he was so embarrased he went to clean himself up, and when he came back, saw her lying on the floor, rubbing his shit all over her body..

He legged it then...

I mean..WHY????

Ok there was a guy, he met a woman and they started having anal sex up against a wall.... she punched him right in the small of the back (or ass) when he was about to come, and he shat himself...he was so embarrased he went to clean himself up, and when he came back, saw her lying on the floor, rubbing his shit all over her body..

He legged it then...

I mean..WHY????

Ok there was a guy, he met a woman and they started having anal sex up against a wall.... she punched him right in the small of the back (or ass) when he was about to come, and he shat himself...he was so embarrased he went to clean himself up, and when he came back, saw her lying on the floor, rubbing his shit all over her body..

He legged it then...

I mean..WHY????

REDFEATHERS said:

That's pretty quick isn't it? I've never had any encounters like that. All seems a bit sudden to me. They met and then started having anal sex up against a wall?



Also, how exactly were they positioned during this sexual activity? I can't picture it, with the punching in the back and all. Someone please make this clearer for me. Red, do u have a diagram of this one?

REDFEATHERS said:

I dont understand why this is so hard to believe?

REDFEATHERS said:

I missed that earlier. Why what!? Why did he run away or why did she rub it all over herself? lol

J0eyC0c0 said:

yes...why???

FEDREATHERS said:

Well why he got the hell out of there I can completely understand. lol As for why she did it, my guess would be that she thinks it's hot?

fauxnewbie said:

I will draw you one

Did I ever tell you that I am a good drawer??

J0eyC0c0 said:

ewww, it was prolly warm, but couldnt be hot...

FEDREATHERS said:

I don't think u did. That's very nice of u to offer, but when it comes to drawing diagrams REFEATHERS does it for me.

Nice to meet u.

FEDREATHERS said:

fauxnewbie said:

You havent met me yet OR her edit (cough!)
[This message was edited Tue Jun 29 6:33:02 2004 by FEDREATHERS]

FEDREATHERS said:

Cool, it's a date!

fauxnewbie said:

Ok slot it in me...

FEDREATHERS said:

Slot what? Where? That sounds almost sexual.