he took out his bag and
took out a long needle

sit back relax said
doctormcmeekle

pretty damn sure he coulda
been the fifth beetle

crawls into a hole when he
wants to get feetle

sit right back
in my dr like seetle

these be the words of
doctormcmeekle

his hubcap slammed into
a brick house mortor

was gonna right a novel
but had to abort her

he go down to the water
by the local quarter

wish he was taller but
glad he be short er

so

he said

sit right back as he pulled out the big
needle

this wont hurt a bit said
doctormcmeekle



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[This message was edited Thu Jul 1 12:26:25 2004 by shausler]

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[This message was edited Thu Jul 1 15:49:09 2004 by shausler]

wtf!! I read them all but you forgot me


Get some rest

shausler said:

Outstanding.

I think this calls for a drink!

its time to go
he said
my thread sinks low
he said
its been a good long run
much love and
so much fun

its k sar rar
he screamed
its just what i always
seamed
but as the satturn rings
god takes back what he brings

its time to go


toomy fla fla fout

whats old school now was
new school then

way back befo battier
had a daddy 2 defend

way back before the rule book was
laiddown by ben

way back when moderation was a
dude named ke-ven

way back when prince news was
the link i would always click

way back when no one new me
and i played a friggin dick

way back in the day
it was ok to join the fray

way back before much drama
and peeps and fams did not get pissed

way back when 9s was creative
with his phony track lists

way back to the future
that be where i have to be

way back like van morrison
ce la vie ce la vie


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[This message was edited Fri Jul 2 7:00:26 2004 by shausler]

fauxnewbie?

roamin the smokey streets
of thailand way
sippin odd tea
mr fauxnewbie

doesnt take a second look
fried eels in gel like fluid
and he doesnt even flinch
its a cinch
he doesnt wince
knows the score and
plenty moore
good things in life ARE
truly free
truly free
fauxnewbie

truly free
his decree

now i know just what yall thinkin
faux to who
give history
but he wont lower
with a mower
he put the new
in new new be

now now now
just sit right down
hes a king and hes a clown

good to have this bro a round
in purple ville in
orggy
town

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[This message was edited Fri Jul 2 8:56:40 2004 by shausler]

Thank you Shausler, that has made my day

Org superstar,
That's what you are,
I don't exagerate,
It's clear of late,
Without your skills,
The org would stagnate.
Without your wit,
Tantamount to school,
The fun would falter,
The site would stall.
The org is truly better
For every letter
You put to paper
The great Shausler.

nesseone did you notice
we wasted so much of our time

but it was welcome drifting off with you
unwind yes unwind

nesseone do you dare recollect
as the IRS does collect
and we harken back to a simpler day
nesseone did you notice your ok

nesseone im changin daily
your the key

nesseone thanks for making
life worth livin
worth giving to me

nesseone did you get the stub
the proof of purchase telling we
broke up

nesseone whispered in my ear
take it slowly and she said is so clear

nesseone now i depart from your reveree
take good care of your self
ill take care of me

nesseone as the santa anna winds colide
nesseone its with you i always will confide

shausler said:

thank u

he squeezed his daughters head
got her fed it was time for bed
soon they will all be sawing the logg
its a welcome task to the ol
kendogg

now see he been around for
time past when
appraisin real estate from the
cape to the glenn
kendogg dont clogg his
day with fillers n such

see life b lush

he jump start life when it starts to
flatline oohhh

he dont always know just were to be
but when he figures it out he
go go go og

kendogg kendogg listen to me good
im a father of 2 and i dont always saw the wood
your an upstanding brother this one fact b
understooooddddd

zzzzz




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[This message was edited Fri Jul 9 19:49:00 2004 by shausler]

the atlanta rain
it was drizzlin drizzlin
as i stood with soggy flowers
blind date fizzlin fizzlin

why didn not i pick the girl
with the funky sox
what now was her name
mochalox mochalox now

so much time to paste fire
sizzlin sizzlin
hip 2 knee 2 waste
can t be late again not again

she was well versed in the
school o hard nox
she was my first choice
mochalox
mochalox

standin by the docks
tired like a fox
why did not i choose

mochalox
mochalox

mocha mocca lox

da da da da da da

mocha mocca lox

da da da da da da

shausler said:

yayyyyy!

shausler said:

Much love to ever talented Shausler! VOOMS !!

Supa
like the day he was born
like early on a saturday
california morn

Funky
on the stair case there
what tell me kind of under wear u
wearin up there

Organ
well i wont touch that
your man meat giant sized
baseball bat

grinder
have i crossed the line yet
i saw prince last night he did
accoustic set

Sexy
im in annahiem soon
what say we meet
and i just might croon cause

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy
not midnight runner not
dexy
so i cast on you this
hexy

so true

123 and now im

through

it was hot
dre say
in the arizona sun

he said to hold the seseme seeds
from the seseme bun

Sinister was eatin pizza
chance to meet her
he had hope

chance to greet her
this would be dope
should not he mope
he just might grope

see it was blisterin
in that pheonix friggin heat

he was on the 4 slice of piizza
and his stomach did repeat

he was Sinister
in every which and way and means
he holds his camera to the mirror
sprincles on the afro sheen

he is the minister
of all that he surveys

he is the Sinister
now i shut up n go a way

shausler said:

That was awesome!

shausler said:

Thanks Shausy!



The baseball bat part is true

Seriously, if you get to Anaheim let me know. I live in the city below Anaheim

tell me true n
Kissmequick

its time to go
the clock does tick

i need to trust in you
some truth

Kissmequick
in the photo booth

Kissmequick
i got planes to catch

Kissmequick
burned bridges to patch

Kissmequick
before you see the real me

Kissmequick
set my sorry heart free

see

im just a fool with a sorry schtick
Kissmequick like a hillbilly hick

Kissmequick
but it lasts so long

Kissmequick
honey chil till the dawn

Kissmequick
as i exit stage rlight

with a bick give my
smoke a light

Kissmequick
but it lasts so long

Kissmequick
honey chil till the dawn



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[This message was edited Wed Jul 14 14:08:07 2004 by shausler]

shausler said:

flipwilson i
dont even know you
but your rankin on my teeth
digital light n shading dont always
reveal whats underneath

dont owe you explanation
but you got me pissed
right off the bat
causing me to engage in petty
tit for tit for tat

cause see i

dont even know you
but probly maybe i really do
you got some sarcastic venom
and on me you had to spew

now yes ive made some non friends here
1 or 3 or 2
so which one are you my non friend
cause ive a feelin you aint new

flipwilson
i dont even know you
but you slammed me and my choppers
so rest assured i always brush
after the holopeno poppers

im not done with yall for a minute

i gots some work today mmhhmmm


next up?

i orgpoped myself 2 times tonight
the online crowd looked like a christmas tree with
broken light
HarrietWinslow was new on the sceane
HarrietWinslow new some of what i mean

i orgpoped 44 fams tonight
lonlier man than i not many tonight
brocken battle hymes mean nothing but fright
along comes Harriet like a fog light

i created 4 mindless threads tonight
eat my dinner in fancy restaurants that bites

HarrietWinslow gave me hope tonight
HarrietWinslow gave the gigga bit a byte

i play the fool by day my right
HarrietWinslow gave me hope tonight

shausler said:

You Rock! That honestly made my day...no1's ever written a song for me. This one's goin' on the fridge.

sargeant shut up said to

private on the lamb

general discussions doin all of that he can

dont try to hide it

never deny it

show that your a part of me

all then that your soposed to be




corporal cntemplation

with his mental master bation

told the folks who broght them to his knees

please

came with out a warnin

till the morn is mornin




or am i just a nother fool

treet her gently

treat her cruelelelelelelelle



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[This message was edited Sun Jul 25 21:10:21 2004 by shausler]

shausler said:

go shausy KEEP !!!
SINGn






go shausy KEEP !!!
SINGn

in my best BENSONHURST accent

GAH HEAD ALREADY!!!![b]

AndGodCreatedMe
were the last words she would write
AndGodknows what im talkin bout
as cigarette burns light

And should you doubt for mili second
then might as well close shop
AndGodCreatedMe
by fates decree tis only right

And now that we are fam iliar
relaxed round you i be
and god created shays lounge baby
as we embibe herb tea

and all the wonders around us
twer we to only see
but such a task
no need to ask
hard enough
to be free

AndGodCreatedlonleyroom
and god created the key
AndGodCreatedyou sweet darlin
AndGodCreated
AndGodCreated
AndGodCreatedMe

shausler said:

I love it

thx shaus for taking the time