Stop that!

hard to believe!

madartista said:

I'm sayin'! Well, it isn't all that hard to believe really. But, WOW!

What?

WHOA!!!

PEJ said:

(Hi, Pej)

PEJ said:

The Dachshund

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings,which gave him all the milk.

After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen.

Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could get near it. When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal.

It was a 9 foot long Dachshund.

Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.

Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund--- but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite.

There was nothing left of his dog at all.

Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief,

"We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weiner dog."

AzureStarr said:

hey babe!

madartista said:

Azurestarr - check your notes freak

wHiTEgIRlCrAzY said:

I have checked them, nutbag!

AzureStarr said:

True. It really was inevitable, huh?

madartista said:

It certainly was! Things always come back to bite ya in the ass! Ya always gotta watch out for that!

AzureStarr said:

Them "men" look inbred!

scififilmnerd said:

nice new avatar, BTW.

scififilmnerd said:

Great. Now all of the inbred's on the site are offended!

madartista said:

Thanks!

AzureStarr said:

Yeah, I thought about that when I responded to the original comment.

I'd like to apologize to all of the inbreds for agreeing about
the photo looking like it's full of inbreds. No offense!

madartista said:

It's okay. None taken.

madartista said:

Oh, sure! Make me look like the prejudiced bad guy!

Unbelievable isn't it?

Hi Azzie!

Lleena said:

teller said:

Hi, you... it's been a while!

AzureStarr said:

Totally

All I can say is..

sag10 said:

Hi saggie!

sag10 said:

Do you see the size of that thumb!?