I am mad at this thread....
I wrote a KICK ASS lymric about all my favorite orgers... and then I went to post it and I had timed out- damn it!!! That is some brain power lost! "It's only been an hour since you left me, but it feels like a million days...... I'd crawl on my belly and beg you but you're so far away." ![]() | |
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4 cokejohnson
there once was a orger named coke not sure if he drank it or smoked intelligent yet wore a caveman cloak for him it was a joke, pushed until it broke until his dyin day himself was his only stroke (it's me crazyhorse) | |
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I need cheering too Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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there once was a mod kinda new...
she had nuttin but much luv4U... her bra once was missing.. while she was out kissing.. the birthday boy peji poo To Sir, with Love | |
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for sweet AGCM. there was a young lady named Petra she could scare all of y'all, i bet ya on a dark, misty night shadowed in the moonlight she'd cackle, "i'm coming to get ya!" | |
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An heiress is heiress from birth
An heiress inherits the earth Mama taught her to share Papa taught her to care So her future is nothing but mirth. | |
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for PoorLittleBastard
PLB used to have sex with this llama a real ugly thing - looked like Jeffrey Dahmer "i'm so glad we met" he said, "u make me wet" "and you're a much better lay than my mama." | |
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Heiress said: An heiress is heiress from birth
An heiress inherits the earth Mama taught her to share Papa taught her to care So her future is nothing but mirth. that's really sweet | |
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for latinaAngel
there was a young girl called latina as sweet as a glass of ribena when making those eyes all would realise they ain't seen the stars till they'd seen her. | |
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TheFrog said: for PoorLittleBastard
PLB used to have sex with this llama a real ugly thing - looked like Jeffrey Dahmer "i'm so glad we met" he said, "u make me wet" "and you're a much better lay than my mama." And where's mine?? | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: TheFrog said: for PoorLittleBastard
PLB used to have sex with this llama a real ugly thing - looked like Jeffrey Dahmer "i'm so glad we met" he said, "u make me wet" "and you're a much better lay than my mama." And where's mine?? i already did you one! | |
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TheFrog said: for latinaAngel
there was a young girl called latina as sweet as a glass of ribena when making those eyes all would realise they ain't seen the stars till they'd seen her. | |
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TheFrog said: Heiress said: An heiress is heiress from birth
An heiress inherits the earth Mama taught her to share Papa taught her to care So her future is nothing but mirth. that's really sweet | |
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starkitty said: jam or jelly, which is more viscous
jiggle it 'round, check the meniscus give it a spread on fingers on bread then rub some on your proboscis. IS THAT JAM CUZ JELLY DON'T SHAKE LIKE THAT. shout out to froggy. thank you, slapper. | |
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TheFrog said: for PoorLittleBastard
PLB used to have sex with this llama a real ugly thing - looked like Jeffrey Dahmer "i'm so glad we met" he said, "u make me wet" "and you're a much better lay than my mama." ![]() | |
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TheFrog said: AndGodCreatedMe said: And where's mine?? i already did you one! Sorry sweetheart but when I see PLB's name.... Thx love | |
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there once was an Orger called frog
Who's Mamma had the face of a dog 2 fuck her costs a buck but U'd be in really bad luck Cos her twat kinda smells like a men's bog | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: there once was an Orger called frog
Who's Mamma had the face of a dog 2 fuck her costs a buck but U'd be in really bad luck Cos her twat kinda smells like a men's bog Be nice sweetheart...i know that what you say is true but you don't have to let the org-world know abt it | |
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there once was a man called Byron
when He came he made the sound of a siren the neighbours got worried So in2 his house they hurried and whacked him over the head with an iron | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: there once was a man called Byron
when He came he made the sound of a siren the neighbours got worried So in2 his house they hurried and whacked him over the head with an iron LMFAO..... | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: PoorLittleBastard said: there once was an Orger called frog
Who's Mamma had the face of a dog 2 fuck her costs a buck but U'd be in really bad luck Cos her twat kinda smells like a men's bog Be nice sweetheart...i know that what you say is true but you don't have to let the org-world know abt it | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: there once was an Orger called frog
Who's Mamma had the face of a dog 2 fuck her costs a buck but U'd be in really bad luck Cos her twat kinda smells like a men's bog | |
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I'm safe, nothing rhymes with mcmeekle. Except treacle. | |
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there once was a guy called crazy horse
Who's wife wanted 2 get a divorce He called her a bitch Buried her body in a ditch and her head he served up as a main course | |
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There was a stupid twat called McMeekle
Who went 2 watch Harry Potter the sequel He tried casting a spell but miserably failed That cunt's stupidity really has no equal | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: there once was a guy called crazy horse
Who's wife wanted 2 get a divorce He called her a bitch Buried her body in a ditch and her head he served up as a main course LMAOOO ..Keep going your on a great roll lol | |
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doctormcmeekle said: I'm safe, nothing rhymes with mcmeekle.
Except treacle. there was a 'doctor' called McMeekle who smothered his nose in treacle when asked, "are you mad?" he cried, "single gonad!" "i'm trying to attract a seagull". yeah, you're right. | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: There was a stupid twat called McMeekle
Who went 2 watch Harry Potter the sequel He tried casting a spell but miserably failed That cunt's stupidity really has no equal spell & failed heh, heh | |
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