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PrintableI am mad at this thread....
I wrote a KICK ASS lymric about all my favorite orgers... and then I went to post it and I had timed out- damn it!!! That is some brain power lost! "It's only been an hour since you left me, but it feels like a million days...... I'd crawl on my belly and beg you but you're so far away."  | |
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there once was a orger named coke not sure if he drank it or smoked intelligent yet wore a caveman cloak for him it was a joke, pushed until it broke until his dyin day himself was his only stroke  (it's me crazyhorse) | |
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I need cheering too  It's been a day.
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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there once was a mod kinda new...
she had nuttin but much luv4U... her bra once was missing.. while she was out kissing.. the birthday boy peji poo  To Sir, with Love | |
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for sweet AGCM. 
there was a young lady named Petra she could scare all of y'all, i bet ya on a dark, misty night shadowed in the moonlight she'd cackle, "i'm coming to get ya!"  | |
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An heiress is heiress from birth
An heiress inherits the earth Mama taught her to share Papa taught her to care So her future is nothing but mirth.  | |
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for PoorLittleBastard
PLB used to have sex with this llama a real ugly thing - looked like Jeffrey Dahmer "i'm so glad we met" he said, "u make me wet" "and you're a much better lay than my mama."  | |
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Heiress said: An heiress is heiress from birth
An heiress inherits the earth Mama taught her to share Papa taught her to care So her future is nothing but mirth. 
that's really sweet  | |
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for latinaAngel
there was a young girl called latina as sweet as a glass of ribena when making those eyes all would realise they ain't seen the stars till they'd seen her. | |
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TheFrog said: for PoorLittleBastard
PLB used to have sex with this llama a real ugly thing - looked like Jeffrey Dahmer "i'm so glad we met" he said, "u make me wet" "and you're a much better lay than my mama."  Be nice to my hubby Frog!!!
And where's mine?? | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: TheFrog said: for PoorLittleBastard
PLB used to have sex with this llama a real ugly thing - looked like Jeffrey Dahmer "i'm so glad we met" he said, "u make me wet" "and you're a much better lay than my mama." Be nice to my hubby Frog!!!
And where's mine?? i already did you one! | |
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TheFrog said: for latinaAngel
there was a young girl called latina as sweet as a glass of ribena when making those eyes all would realise they ain't seen the stars till they'd seen her.  That is so sweet thank u,  |
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TheFrog said: Heiress said: An heiress is heiress from birth
An heiress inherits the earth Mama taught her to share Papa taught her to care So her future is nothing but mirth.
that's really sweet Thank you, Sir Frog. | |
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starkitty said: jam or jelly, which is more viscous
jiggle it 'round, check the meniscus give it a spread on fingers on bread then rub some on your proboscis. IS THAT JAM CUZ JELLY DON'T SHAKE LIKE THAT. shout out to froggy. 
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TheFrog said: for PoorLittleBastard
PLB used to have sex with this llama a real ugly thing - looked like Jeffrey Dahmer "i'm so glad we met" he said, "u make me wet" "and you're a much better lay than my mama."  | |
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TheFrog said: AndGodCreatedMe said: Be nice to my hubby Frog!!!
And where's mine?? i already did you one! 
Sorry sweetheart but when I see PLB's name.... 
Thx love  | |
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there once was an Orger called frog
Who's Mamma had the face of a dog 2 fuck her costs a buck but U'd be in really bad luck Cos her twat kinda smells like a men's bog  | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: there once was an Orger called frog
Who's Mamma had the face of a dog 2 fuck her costs a buck but U'd be in really bad luck Cos her twat kinda smells like a men's bog 
Be nice sweetheart...i know that what you say is true but you don't have to let the org-world know abt it | |
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there once was a man called Byron
when He came he made the sound of a siren the neighbours got worried So in2 his house they hurried and whacked him over the head with an iron | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: there once was a man called Byron
when He came he made the sound of a siren the neighbours got worried So in2 his house they hurried and whacked him over the head with an iron LMFAO..... | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: PoorLittleBastard said: there once was an Orger called frog
Who's Mamma had the face of a dog 2 fuck her costs a buck but U'd be in really bad luck Cos her twat kinda smells like a men's bog
Be nice sweetheart...i know that what you say is true but you don't have to let the org-world know abt it  | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: there once was an Orger called frog
Who's Mamma had the face of a dog 2 fuck her costs a buck but U'd be in really bad luck Cos her twat kinda smells like a men's bog  | |
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I'm safe, nothing rhymes with mcmeekle.
Except treacle.  | |
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there once was a guy called crazy horse
Who's wife wanted 2 get a divorce He called her a bitch Buried her body in a ditch and her head he served up as a main course | |
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There was a stupid twat called McMeekle
Who went 2 watch Harry Potter the sequel He tried casting a spell but miserably failed That cunt's stupidity really has no equal | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: there once was a guy called crazy horse
Who's wife wanted 2 get a divorce He called her a bitch Buried her body in a ditch and her head he served up as a main course LMAOOO ..Keep going your on a great roll lol | |
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doctormcmeekle said: I'm safe, nothing rhymes with mcmeekle.
Except treacle. there was a 'doctor' called McMeekle who smothered his nose in treacle when asked, "are you mad?" he cried, "single gonad!" "i'm trying to attract a seagull".
yeah, you're right. | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: There was a stupid twat called McMeekle
Who went 2 watch Harry Potter the sequel He tried casting a spell but miserably failed That cunt's stupidity really has no equal spell & failed heh, heh | |
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