Ok...

The other day, I was out on one of my photo shoot stops...and while in the parking lot I see these two girls, early 20's, walking towards me and some other guys there...they both have these large bags draped over their shoulders. I immediately think I know what they're up to and sure enough, I'm right...they're selling "knockoff perfume and cologne"...

Welp, one of them comes up to me and starts in on her sales pitch...shows me the laminated card that lists all the colognes and perfumes, showing the store "retail" price and their discounted price for the "same" scents (only their scents evaporate in like 20 seconds after it lands on your skin...but I digress)...She's working me, trying to get me to buy some, but after a polite perusing of her scent menu, I hand it back and say "No, thanks..."...and I figure that's the end of it.

However, as she's taking the menu back, she says "How about a couple of dollars for a 'Cute Girl Tip' then??..."... I stand there, thinking I didn't really hear what I think I just heard, did I??...(my hearing isn't always the most reliable..heh)..So I said "Excuse me?"..and she repeats herself. "How about a couple of dollars for a 'Cute Girl' Tip?"..I look at her and try not to laugh, and then say "Um, I don't think so"...she says "Awwww", and bends over to put her menu away...I feel bad, so I say "It's not that you're not a 'Cute Girl', cuz you are....but giving you money simply because you're pretty?...I dunno, something about that seems...weird."...She says "ok" and goes off to join her fellow perfume selling buddy, who seems to have hooked in one of the other guys there in the parking lot, probably because she was wearing low riding pants that showed off her thong...

So...has anyone else ever heard of the "Cute Girl Tip"??...lol..and what would you have done if asked that same thing by a "cute girl"??...I felt like I should have been tucking that "tip" inside the waistband of her pants or something...

I woulda said, "Okay... but, how about some 'cute girl' head?"

I always stay away from anyone that is trying to sell perfumes. I was told that they lurk around parking lots looking for victims. They get the persons attention then spray the perfume. The perfume knocks the victim out and the rob, and or assault the victim.

nesseone said:

I heard that too


and when I worked retail I got cute girl tips all the time... usually by old creepy guys but hey... money is money

nesseone said:

Um, that wasn't gonna happen in this case...lol...even if she did want to, there were about 15 other people nearby, all men, who would have been no more than about 25 feet away.

I would of done/said this... , wash your ass...

really...
[This message was edited Wed Jun 23 22:25:34 2004 by Freespirit]

Freespirit said:

"Wash your ass"???...

All I know is that butterflies ROCK!

Selling perfumes on the street? Is this an American thing?

althom said:

Yes peeps try selling knock of shit of the real thing...

dawhitegurlbecrazyazzhell said:

I've never seen that before!

The way I see it...I refuse to cheap out on stuff. Call me a label whore and what not...but I like brand names and I like nice things....specially perfumes that make me smell nice. I will pay full price I do not care. Plus the knock offs smell like crap anyway.

Byron said:

You should have asked for a cute guy tip!

Ocean said:

Don't be silly! Didn't you read that he was walking down the street by himself and not with anyone else. :mrgeen:

althom said:

Yep that was the point all by his handsome self! But it ok Althom you could ask for the cute guy tip too!

Ocean said:

I think I might have to give change.

althom said:

Ocean said:

althom said:

No you would not....

Byron said:

Byron is a hottie

dawhitegurlbecrazyazzhell said:

Byron said:

Its true

althom said:

What's a ":mrgeen:" ???

HEY! I sell perfume but it's da real deal AND it's 10-50% rrp

Want some?

No "Cute Girl Tip" required cuz i ain't cute

June7 said:

:upyourbumwitharubberhose:

althom said:

I made my own version of dat when i was in my final year of highschool!!

it was "up your bum wif a pappadum" It was a fav

dawhitegurlbecrazyazzhell said:

Again... ..lol

You...are beyond sweet.

Byron said:

But its the truth.