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Printablemochalox said:   ...reminds me of a ginseng root...
http://www.mosnews.com/ne...utin.shtml [This message was edited Wed Jun 23 12:13:14 2004 by mochalox] However, many historians point to the unusual cult that Rasputin practiced at the Emperors’ court — a strange mixture of Christianity and sexual practices. 
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A 30cm penis is large. | |
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mochalox said: hIsMiRRoR said: Ew, pickled Rasputin penis! Love the picture of him right next to it. Props for the imagination. My boyfriend told me about this but I didn't think I'd ever actually see it? Did you know that America pickeled Napoleon's penis and has it on display somewhere? I hear it's not so big...
Napoleon's Penis He almost conquered half of Europe 'Til he got beat at Waterloo And on his deathbed this is what He told his friends to do: "Put my body in a tomb Like all the great ones are Chop off my little sabre And put it in a jar" This impish little Emperor Who inspired a symphony Said, "I hope you'll name a brandy Or a pastry after me. And of course you'll come to Corsica When from this life I part Feel free to drink to me And tear my Bonaparte." It was Napoleon's penis, Napoleon's penis There wasn't much between us, just Napoleon's penis The original French tickler, c'est vrai c'est tres petit Genitalia on display for all the world to see So now whenever I'm in Paris And I'm stuck in some museum Those boring Mona Lisas, man, I just don't want to see 'em There's only one attraction There's only one I've known It's the first thing that I tell my friends The minute I get home Napoleon's penis, Napoleon's penis His highness, His sereness, Napoleon's penis I know it's gonna thrill you, no matter who you are Napoleon's penis - it's in that little jar  I reject your reality and substitute my own. 
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Spookymuffin said: A 30cm penis is large.
is that flaccid or erect?  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Spookymuffin said: A 30cm penis is large.
is that flaccid or erect? that's flacid  | |
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What, no pickled pussy?
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled.....you get the idea!!    Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: What, no pickled pussy?
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled.....you get the idea!! Goerge Clinton's grandaughter, Shonda (Sativa Diva) has a song called, "Sumpthin' Stanks And I Want Some" with that "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pussy..." lyric in it. http://savannah.snitch.co.../obscenity "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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