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Underpants! Stinky
Clean Or full of poo Underpants Underpants I you! Show me yours! | |
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Mine glow in the dark... do yours? | |
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FamousBluRaincoat said: Stinky
Clean Or full of poo Underpants Underpants I you! Show me yours! what a poet you are! Y-fronts Y-fronts skimpy and blue lick them sniff them fry them in glue Y-fronts Y-fronts put them on your head chew them shag them wet them in bed. | |
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Lovely!
I wanna see Your underpants And if you want You can do a lil dance All the way to England Then to France In them funky Underpants. | |
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i wear
underwear wanna know where? everywhere. | |
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Tell me who in the house know 'bout the pants?
(we do) i mean skimpy! skimpy! if you know how to wear 'em say, "tight" (tight) if you know how to lick 'em say, "damn right" (damn right) Pants. Uh. Pull 'em up, and pull 'em down. Pants. Uh. There's venereal disease, goin' round. | |
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Sempre ubi sub ubi Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. | |
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wank you
thank you spank you ma'am i'll take that biscuit without jam wank you thank you spank you sir i'll have that muffin without beurre. but stick it in your underpants and i might give you half a chance. | |
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there was a pair of underpants
he sent a letter to... hoping they would come straight back and say, "please wear me, do" "put some lotion on the part of you that tends to get so rashy" "acting just like so, will help you rid the condition of your parts." | |
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the last time i saw you
you looked rather queer your famous blue raincoat was torn at the rear you'd been to the station to meet every train but on your underpants you had a stain. | |
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take any evening
over the years and try to tell me our sun won't rise. take kissing in the silent bandstand making love as if we were hypnotized. you're my pants this feeling can't be wrong you're my pants i've worn you for so long shall we dance? let's tango till we're sore oh, my pants be near my genitals for ever more. | |
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I think that I shall never glance
At something as lovely As your pants. | |
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underpantsnotherloverholenyohead
dawn yawn new day born stretch flex underpants next juice obtuse li'll bit of self abuse | |
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FamousBluRaincoat said: I think that I shall never glance
At something as lovely As your pants. cute! | |
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underpants underpants
burning bright in the middle of the night When the poops threw down their stains And water'd you just like the rains: Did you smile your work to see? Did he who made the fart make thee? | |
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TheFrog said: FamousBluRaincoat said: I think that I shall never glance
At something as lovely As your pants. cute! Thank you ever so. | |
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you ask me to describe us two
well, we had a strange romance i could never say i truly loved you but you had some well fine pants | |
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purple pants, purple pants
purple pants, purple pants purple pants, purple pants... eye only want 2 C U standing in ur purple pants. | |
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i'm ever
in a trance when i gaze on your pants so lacey i just stare such wonderful underwear | |
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age can never wither
nor custom stale the infinite variety of her pants. | |
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I'm not even going to say what I did to a girl's panties once.
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J0eyC0c0 said: I'm not even going to say what I did to a girl's panties once.
Write a poem about it, then! | |
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on seeing a woman in pants
Perfect Ass Not Too Shabby | |
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FamousBluRaincoat said: J0eyC0c0 said: I'm not even going to say what I did to a girl's panties once.
Write a poem about it, then! Oh black velvet So pretty and warm Oh black velvet Looking better than porn When you rub on me I get so exxxcited My love gets so hard I can no longer hide it Oh my god here I go again Fuck it's all over you Let's do it one more time Let's make it #10 | |
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I love underpants
So much so that I wrote this Haiku about them. Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. | |
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oh quite the silly rhymes and show me the pictures !
in fact the pieces of art are quite good ! yes SIR! | |
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Free Your Mind...And Your Ass Will Follow | |
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The most comfortable undies ever!!!! | |
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pointless limerick
there once were some panties in Spain worn by an odd girl with no name when i said, "who are you?" she cried, "yes I do!" and the white-coated men came again. | |
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