I'm at work and it's time to go potty. I walk into the men's room and go to the nearest stall. The door was not locked so I opened it and began to walk in. The stall was occupied!!!! The look on his face was priceless He looked like a deer in headlights. I said "sorry" and left the restroom immediately.

The guy is straight and I'm sure he's having a total nervous breakdown that a gay dude saw him on the pot. I wish I could approach the guy and tell him no big deal but he'd probably think I'm trying to hit on him

You know, this brings to mind something that is quite hilarious and ridiculous at the same time. I'm open at work. I don't try to hide that I'm gay and working in the entertainment industry, I really don't need to. But I notice that some straight guys get real dumb in the bathroom. I notice when I come in and approach the urinal, some guys will turn to hide themselves. As if I'm in there to pick them up! This is simply really embarrassing for them. I mean are they that insecure?

Ive done that before but with girls, I always feel horrible about it.

and yes men are that insecure about things when it comes to their penises I think

always the best stories from you!!!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

that's funny. though some guys just do that anyways.

oh God, toilet etiquette is such a load of crap! (probably not the best choice of words, but you get what i mean).

TheFrog said:

Details magazine had a great piece about toilet etiquette in the workplace recently. It specifically dealt with the rules for shitting when someone else is in the bathroom.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I don’t care if you are straight or gay, if you walk in on me sittin on the pot, I'm gonna ask you for a wipe.

A straight guy walks in on a coworker taking a leak, and goes about his business.

A gay guy walks in on his coworker taking a leak, by the end of the day the whole office will know how endowed (or not) that person is.

They should be afraid.

Tom said:

I never kiss and tell

madartista said:

that was a good one...by augustine burrows...

burroughs...

uhhh...errr, burrberry?

sosgemini said:

look at you correcting your own spelling mistakes!!!!

you're after my heart, ain't ya?

I love when this happens...

I walked in on a man, too! I thought it was the ladies bathroom...

sag10 said:

sag10 said:

LOL!

One time I was in Hollywood and I was on the bus. I was overcome with the squirts and had to get to a bathroom pronto!! I get off the bus and get on over to the Carls Jr, insert a quarter in the bathroom door to gain entry and someone was in the stall!! I swear I was gonna crap my pants so I put a quarter in the woman's restroom door and peeked in and looked down into the stalls to see if there were any feet in there. The ladies room was empty.

I get in close the door and sweet relief was achieved! Then I hear a quarter being insterted into the lock on the door and in comes a woman. She goes into the stall next to me. Now I'm freaking out cuz I don't want her freaking out like I'm trying to do something in there. So I'm very quiet. Just waiting for her to leave. Then I hear.....

"Hey, can you pass me some toilet paper? There isn't any in this stall". I was like EEEEK! I couldn't answer her because she would tell I'm a dude. So I grabbed some toilet paper in a wad and passed it under the stall. As soon as I felt her grabbing the paper I snatched my hand away so she wouldn't see a man's hand handing her toilet paper.

That is just a classic scenario!

hahahahaha omg Supa that is soo funny.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Overcome with squirts... Classic!

i don't remember the last time i saw someone's penis in a bathroom.

madartista said:

I do!

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[This message was edited Wed Jun 16 15:04:31 2004 by SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy]

There are no locks on the stalls in the First Avenue ladies room. Usually, they kind of balance in the shut position so no one sees what's going on. Everyone who's been there knows this, so you just look for stalls where the door is open or look under the door. One night I was there peeing and this girl barged in on me. She was wasted and slurred an apology and closed the door. Then she proceded to open it back up again and talk to me for another 5 minutes. I don't even remember waht the heck she was talking about but I couldn't get her to go away! I really didn't want to wipe and pull myself back together with her standing there. I finally had to push her out. Some drunk people.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

firstly u can blame george michael for peeps getting worried in the loo !!!, "when they are straight" !!! lol (sorry nana i kno u like GM).

funny u should mention this , it happened to me the other way round !, i was dy'ing for a shit so i went to the nearest garage/ petrol station got into the loo just un time , shittin away drawers round the ankles n' all that jazz , when the fucking door opens and this guy says sorry mate the door wasnt locked !!!. talk about embarressed !!!, thankfully ive no idea if the guy was gay or not ! i just got the hell outa there !!!lol

Weren't you more bothered by the smell than if that guy knew you were gay .


WHAT happend to people locking the stall door? Call building maintenance.

oh my god, just the thought of someone doing this to me fills me with dread. i would like to think that my public bathroom issues have gotten better over the years, but all it takes is ONE incident like that to traumatize me into a new era of shy bladder.

madartista said:

I do, it was at a Gay bar with some men friends.. And I had to go to the bathroom..

So I am sitting there doing my business, and in walks this Drag Queen, pulls out her penis, and uses the sink for a potty..

I was embarassed, and like

sag10 said:

Please. You wear adult diapers don't lie.

2the9s said:

Well, I was like 25 then..

2the9s said:

madartista said:

Oh, I see how it is!

sag10 said:

NONONONONONOOOO.... poor emoticon choice. Imagine the head falling off without the giggles. I can't believe he'd say such a thing!!!!

madartista said:

He is pure evil, that 9s! But I love him to death..