A woman walked in on me once, but it was the women's bathroom.

Heehehehe heee...

I hate when that happens but it is funny

madartista said:

Double crosser!!

I remember walking into the boys room one early school morning centuries ago and luckily no one was in.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You did it on purpose!

althom said:

You have probably done the same thing too. Bet all men do it at some point accidentially.

luv4u said:

No!

I was not paying attention the other day when I was shopping cause I was to busy talking on the phone and I walked into the guys bathroom by mistake. Some dude was like shorty you in the wrong place then when I realized what I did I was like oh shit...

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Again?

althom said:

The best part is I was talkin to my mama and she was all like what is going on??

When I was in highschool I accidently walked into the dude's restroom... Yeah I accidently saw a dude doing his #1 and I ran out.

I wish such exciting things would happen to me!

FamousBluRaincoat said:

FamousBluRaincoat


















me too.

I am openly staright and proud of it! Should a man, staright, gay, or otherwise, I would gladly have shared the stall with him as long as we both weren't having a poo.

But I think there's more to this story then you're telling us, Mr. SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy, if that's even your real name. I theorize that you had been stalking this man for sometime. Carefully documenting his daily bathroom routine. Making note of which stall he preferred and in which bathroom. You used your calculus, and trigonomitry, and other complicated, hard to spell mathematics to determine what bathrrom he would use, which stall he would occupy, and when he would be there. On the day you planned to attack you went to work extra early so as to jimmy the lock on the stall door, rendering it useless. Then, you laid in wait, like a leopard in the African Savannah hiding in the tall prairie grass waiting to pounce on the first unsuspecting victim that came within reach. Only you knew who YOUR victim was gonna be! When you saw him enter the men's room you waited a few seconds, long enough to for him to drop his pants around his ankles and have a seat. Then, when the time was right, you made your move and "accidentally" walked in on him. You knew he was gonna be in there, didn't you!!!? DIDN'T YOU!!!?

Now if I only I had a motive and prroof.

LittlePill said:

"On the day you planned the attack"..... !!!!!

I feel like I'm on the stand! You'd give Perry Mason a run for his money!

LittlePill said:

YOU RIGHT

REAL NAME ORGANGRINDER THE MAGNIFICENT!

POOK OLD SCHOOL YO

CarrieMpls said:

omfg!!! yeah, the stall locks at first ave are busted! i remember when i was at the halloween party last year and i had to go pee--the stall i went in had a broken lock. i was on the toilet, sorta holdin the door shut with one hand and hoping nobody would walk in on me mid-pee!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Now that's a hard move! Leaning forward to keep the door shut while flexing your sphincter muscles to pinch a loaf

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Check this out:

A Guide to Proper Etiquette in the Men's Restroom
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures to contain the processes of bodily waste removal. These have been known as "restrooms," "bathrooms," "outhouses," "commodes," "men's rooms," and several other names. As with any exclusive organization, wholly half the human race aren't allowed through the door, and a number of exceedingly complicated customs have arisen to maintain a sense of order and dignity.

General rules:
Don't talk to somebody you don't know. You may chat quietly with an acquaintance, but must absolutely not call attention to yourself.
A quick glance in the mirror is permissible, but absolutely don't spend a significant time arranging hair, clothing, etc. Zit popping is only permissible after checking to see nobody else is around.
No profanity of any kind. This is reserved for locker rooms, only.
If you must wait, form a single-file line, ragged, and be sure to keep looking around. Read graffiti.
Graffiti rules:
All graffiti is anonymous. If there's any chance somebody can trace your graffiti back to you, don't do it.
Writing graffiti in the open section of the bathroom is only acceptable if nobody can see you. Writing in the stalls is similarly acceptable.
If the bathroom is sufficiently public, feel free to insult different ethnic/racial/sexual groups. If the bathroom is used by a small few, restrain comments to amusing anecdotes or chit-chat about secretaries. If visiting dignitaries from other companies or the government may tend to use the bathroom, graffiti is forbidden.
Traditionally, all pictures feature women in various states of undress. Modern standards often include portions of male anatomy, discretely placed. Homosexual graffiti is generally frowned upon but is gaining popularity.
Pictures must only be drawn in toilet stalls.
Any sufficiently interesting graffiti will be painted over by the management of the bathroom.
Urinal rules:
Given a string of unoccupied urinals, you must choose one on the outside. When one outside urinal is occupied, use the other side, then middle. Avoid standing directly next to somebody at all costs.
For example, given seven urinals, here are acceptable configurations:
X..... (X == occupied, . == empty)
X.....X
X..X..X
X.X.X.X
XXX.X.X <--- These are only acceptable when significant
XXX.XXX <--- "privacy" dividers are available. If the
XXXXX <--- urinals aren't divided, use a toilet.

Always look at the wall. Looking down means you're obsessed or don't know what you're doing. Looking at other people is threatening.
Flushing is optional. Over time, the water will become a rich orange. At this point, flushing is mandatory.
Don't start unzipping until you're protected by the privacy of the urinal. Don't step back until you've thoroughly shaken off and closed your pants again.
Toilet rules:
Reduce noise at all costs. Grunting is not acceptable.
Always flush.
When you find an unflushed toilet, leave it alone and use another.
Special cases:
Some university dormitories have co-ed bathrooms. New rules apply for dealing with the females.
Never, ever, comment on how they look in the morning.
Don't ask what the little wastebasket is for.
If urinals are present, only use them when absolutely no females are around. If you are noticed by a female, try your best to ignore her presence until you're dressed again.
Port-O-Let's and similar constructions are evil. Use them only if absolutely no other option is available.
In the woods, far from civilization, restrooms typically aren't available. Get behind sufficient growth that you are completely invisible to the remainder of your party, before you begin. Check carefully that you aren't near any sort of animal or insect den. Ants are especially bad. If you forgot toilet paper, bring a leaf identifying guide. Poison oak makes a poor substitute.
Based on an unoriginal email forwarded by Dave Willens, December 1995.

This happened to me years ago:
I'm leaving a dump at the work place...of course, our bathroom is a one-staller/one
urinal place. And don't you just know that our stall lock is broken also.
So i'm sittin'...
In walks someone...(I hear whistling)...IT'S MY BOSS!
no problem, he'll be gone before i know it...
He's whizzin'...
In comes a co-worker of mine...
seeing that the urinal is occupied, he BURSTS into the stall..

He apologizes and quickly backs out and it could have been left at that...(oh no!)
My boss (who's taking the LONGEST piss ever) asks..."Who's in there?"
"It's JOHN"()...laughter...
My boss..."John, you're supposed to use the bathroom at home..."
more laughter
Of course I'm till they both walk out.

OdysseyMiles said:

true.

weird, but true.

TheFrog said:

except the wording near those last three. in my experience, it's perfectly cool to use up all the urinals.

This isn't really related, but it happened in a bathroom, and I guess that can count eh?!

I once really put my foot in it...

I went into the ladies bathroom at school, and there were these twins who were in a different year from me in the ladies bathroom.... I didn't know them at all, but I had seen them around school, they both had short hair, and had always been extremely masculine looking... and always used to bully some of the smaller boys around school. The one was called Joey, and the other was Jack... I was shocked that these boys were in the ladies bathroom, (I was about 13 at the time) and I told them to get out of the girls bathroom... and asked them why the hell they were in there.

Erm.... they didn't say anything, and simply walked out...

I found out later, while telling my friends about what happened, that these "boys" were actually not boys, but girls... I just never knew.... I guess Joey was short for Josephine, and Jack short for Jackie

I felt so bad, even though they were bullies, I still felt awful... I found them the next day and aologised... they ended up telling me that they liked people thinking they were boys, so I guess no harm done eh?!

But yeah, it was an interesting experience.
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[This message was edited Fri Jun 18 16:41:29 2004 by Diva]

Speaking of interesting experiences.....

One time I was at the mall and had to use the restroom. When I went in the larger handicapped stall was occupied so I used the smaller stall next to it. I sit on the pot and I hear a rustling from the next stall and a woman's high heel foot steps into part of my stall!!! I kinda ducked down and saw two pairs of feet in there! Some dude was banging his chick in the mens restroom at the mall!!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You experience the wildest things...are you real?!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

omg! Deeelightful! lol

Janfriend said:

I swear, all my stories are true!!! I think this shit seeks me out!

Of course they stopped what they were doing while I was evacuating but I sure wanted to know if that guy was hot. I left kinda excited



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[This message was edited Fri Jun 18 17:56:28 2004 by SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy]

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

hey man...i'm org popping you...