Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called the joining of AndGodCreatedMe and PoorLittleBastard


Does anybody know about the quake ?

I mean , really.


No, really, I mean, does anybody know of any just impediment why these two should not be joined together in unholy matrimony.

If so, shout now.

If not, shut up, already, damn!

Is the water warm enough ?

Shall we begin ?


Dig if you will the picture
Of AGCM and PLB engaged in a kiss.


I know, I know, I know times are changing
It's time we all reach out 4 something new
That means u 2 AGCM
U say u want a husband
But u can't seem 2 make up your mind
I think u better close it
And let me guide u away ftrom the lily pond

AGCM :
PLB says he gets delirious whenever you're near, loses all self-control, and just can't steer, his wheels get locked in place, he gets a stupid look on his face, when it comes 2 makin' a pass, pretty mama, he just can't win a race.

So do you AGCM take PLB to be your orgily wedded husband to love and to hold and to cherish and not to dally with frogs in sickess and in health and in profit and loss and winter and summer etc. ?

AsylumUtopia said:

oh, i mean

AsylumUtopia said:

Yes I do

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Excellent !

PLB :
AGCM says until the end of time, she'll be there 4 U, U own her heart and mind, she truly adores U, if God one day struck her blind, your beauty she'd still see, love is 2 weak 2 define, just what U mean 2 her.

So do you PLB take AGCM to be your orgily wedded wife to do all the sweet lovin' thangs she said she'd do unto you ?

what about me, don't i have 2 say something and someone pour some boiling water over that fricking frog!

PoorLittleBastard said:

We're not finished yet. Time is linear, therfore I can only ask you one at a time.

If you look above your post you will see the bit you have to respond to. Do I hear a Yes ?

And don't worry about TheFrog, I threw him into the gallery, he's currently trapped under a stack of framed assless pants posters.
[This message was edited Wed Jun 23 6:48:46 2004 by AsylumUtopia]

Eeeerrrrr

Shit! this has really hit me now! does this mean I can't sit on other Orger's face's if i get married, thats alot 2 give up

PoorLittleBastard said:

Just make your mind up will you, I haven't got all day you know. I've got a funeral to do in 20 minutes (some poor crushed frog, I believe).

PoorLittleBastard said:

didn't stop yo mama.

errrrrmmmm, fuck it!

I DO!!!

PoorLittleBastard said:

Excellent, let's get on with the rest of the ceremony then...



There comes a time, in every woman's life
When she get's tired of foolin' around
Juggling frogs in a three ring circus
Someday will drive a body down 2 the ground
We never imagined that love would rain on her
And make her want 2 settle down
Baby it's true, we know she do
And I am here to tell U that she wanna with U (PLB, if U do 2)
And PLB if U do 2
Forever, forever, PLB she wants U forever


Do I believe in God? Do I believe in me?

Doesn't matter, by the power invested in me, I hereby pronounce you Husband and Wife.



You may now kiss the frog.


The bride, I meant the bride.


Welcome 2 Satisfaction
Please remain awake until the marriage has come 2 a complete consumation
Thank U 4 flying PrinceMarriages International





OK, people start cheering and flinging your rice. I have some extra basmati if anyone needs any.

Now where are those sandwiches ?

Im married!!

Now where do i go 2 apply for citizenship and benfits

PoorLittleBastard said:

OMG ARE WE MARRIED NOW???


so does that mean that i can no longer lick the Frog??


well you better be good than baby,,,where will go on our honeymoon??....

Lets go 2 Yemen 4 our honeymoon

PoorLittleBastard said:

WOW, that was fast. Who's next.....

anastesiatalk2me said:

Fast - are you crazy - this wedding took longer than any wedding I have ever gone to -


But where is the frog with the long tongue - Hey baby you can lick me anytime you want!!!!!

Whos getting married????

Where oh where has my little frog gone. :Head back on the couch neck extended: where oh where can he be - This whole wedding thing has him upset I think. I miss him so.
[This message was edited Thu Jun 24 1:21:24 2004 by cocogrille]

cocogrille said:

and a

oh, and a bite too...

TheFrog said:

Oh so happy to see you - I was gone one night and I come back to a changed org - PLB and AGCM are married and in Yeman - and I was worried that you had be sqwashed - but you are here and you liked me - I am so happy her is a lick back

cocogrille said:

so how ya doin, sweet thing? almost the weekend again...

TheFrog said:

Yup and I am going to see prince in Milwaukee tonight!!!!! I can't wait!!!

cocogrille said:

cool, have a great time! and tell the little fella Froggy says hi.

TheFrog said:

If I get close enough - I will give him a lick for ya.

Hey Coco
U ever been with an Asian woman b4. I could Love U long time

Juice said:

Really - I love Asian - Woman and well - love all women and men and frogs

Cocogrille

Do not go there,
Juice is my ex, and that girl is a FREAKY! I can't tell you what she did 2 me but my body will never be the same jUICE'S lovin will kick your behind she'll show you no mercy but she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show U how 2 grind...

PoorLittleBastard said:

Hi Juicy -

So very nice to meet you - sounds like you and I could be good friends.
sounds like we have alot in common.

(wondering if PLB thinks I am a novice and can have my assed kicked - when I really am the one who shows no mercy.)
[This message was edited Thu Jun 24 2:51:53 2004 by cocogrille]