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Printablemochalox said:   I know sis....be happy with what you have now and don't be sad of what u had to leave behind...you don't wanna be in my high heels boots now 
btw who is it??? I think i'll have an idea 
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 hey, I've been away on a scientific expedition 2 find out if Thai lady Boys can suck better than Amsterdam transexuals and what is this I find on my muthfuckin return, my woman wants to marry some broke little bastard with the high voice, please  who do I look like AGCM, yesterday's fool?  don't U know I kill U now, I got a gun  U think I don't then what's this Little? yeah right, it might be little but it's loud  | |
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: hey, I've been away on a scientific expedition 2 find out if Thai lady Boys can suck better than Amsterdam transexuals and what is this I find on my muthfuckin return, my woman wants to marry some broke little bastard with the high voice, please who do I look like AGCM, yesterday's fool? don't U know I kill U now, I got a gun U think I don't then what's this Little? yeah right, it might be little but it's loud 
Hi baby 
Why didn't you let me know that you would be back so soon?
The last thing I heard was that you were kidnapped by some Thai boys and that they liked you so much that it could take a while before they would let you go 
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cocogrille said: AndGodCreatedMe said: Thx 'Friends'
So If I can keep The Frog busy for 15-20 mins - will you two get married aready?!?!?  now that's an offer i can't refuse.  | |
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ella731 said: stop picking on AGCM i am the second maid of honor you know, she would have told me if there was any frog licking going on
she would? kinky.  | |
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There’s a red house over in Holland
Oh, that’s where my AGCM stays Lord there’s a red house over in Holland Lord that’s where my AGCM stays I ain’t been home to shag my AGCM I’ve just been in london ninety-nine and one half days Yeah, that’s a long time if you know what I meen Wait minute something’s wrong This key won’t unlock this door Wait a minute something’s wrong Oh the key won’t unlock this door Hey, I have a bad feelin’ Lord, my AGCM is in there being licked by the Frog She didn’t say a damn thing about leaving but I still got my guitar Hey, I think I’ll go back over yonder Way back over yonder across the hills Hey, I think I’ll go back over yonder baby Way back over yonder across the hills Hey, my AGCM don’t love me no more Lord, I know good and well that her sister will   | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: There’s a red house over in Holland
Oh, that’s where my AGCM stays Lord there’s a red house over in Holland Lord that’s where my AGCM stays I ain’t been home to shag my AGCM I’ve just been in london ninety-nine and one half days Yeah, that’s a long time if you know what I meen Wait minute something’s wrong This key won’t unlock this door Wait a minute something’s wrong Oh the key won’t unlock this door Hey, I have a bad feelin’ Lord, my AGCM is in there being licked by the Frog She didn’t say a damn thing about leaving but I still got my guitar Hey, I think I’ll go back over yonder Way back over yonder across the hills Hey, I think I’ll go back over yonder baby Way back over yonder across the hills Hey, my AGCM don’t love me no more Lord, I know good and well that her sister will Again 
And I don´t have a sister 
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COME ON THEN BABY LETS DO IT!! | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: PoorLittleBastard said: There’s a red house over in Holland
Oh, that’s where my AGCM stays Lord there’s a red house over in Holland Lord that’s where my AGCM stays I ain’t been home to shag my AGCM I’ve just been in london ninety-nine and one half days Yeah, that’s a long time if you know what I meen Wait minute something’s wrong This key won’t unlock this door Wait a minute something’s wrong Oh the key won’t unlock this door Hey, I have a bad feelin’ Lord, my AGCM is in there being licked by the Frog She didn’t say a damn thing about leaving but I still got my guitar Hey, I think I’ll go back over yonder Way back over yonder across the hills Hey, I think I’ll go back over yonder baby Way back over yonder across the hills Hey, my AGCM don’t love me no more Lord, I know good and well that her sister will Again
And I don´t have a sister
i think he meant me... 
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mochalox said: AndGodCreatedMe said: Again
And I don´t have a sister
i think he meant me...
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THAT'S RIGHT!!! MOCHALOX,,,U DOWN 4 SOME O.P.P | |
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no! I can't run to you anymore!
I've found another...
You just betta treat my 'Sis right or I'm comin' for you 
and I'm bringin' my sneakers and vasoline...  "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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mochalox said: no! I can't run to you anymore!
I've found another...
You just betta treat my 'Sis right or I'm comin' for you
and I'm bringin' my sneakers and vasoline... Love you Sis 
PLB 
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<--- Hovering by the freezer with a platter of semi-defrosted banana and fish-paste sandwiches.
So is this wedding on or off then ? Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AGCM /...Up 2 U baby.. | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: AGCM /...Up 2 U baby..
Since when? You know i still love you | |
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I think its on get that food outta the freezer lets get thsi party started | |
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2the9s and Christopher crash the wedding!!! (I'll let you guys figure out which one is which):
 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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The Reception:
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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The Happy Couple pose with their Maids of Honor (okay, I know the little one must be Ella731, is the tall one Supa????):
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Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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This is turning out 2 be the longest ass thread ever, like a fart that won't go away...
AGCM..U ready 2 become Mrs Bastard
can any1 (apart from a little green motherfucker i will not mention) volunteer 2 be the vicar | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: This is turning out 2 be the longest ass thread ever, like a fart that won't go away...
AGCM..U ready 2 become Mrs Bastard
can any1 (apart from a little green motherfucker i will not mention) volunteer 2 be the vicar Dearly beloved...  | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: This is turning out 2 be the longest ass thread ever, like a fart that won't go away...
[b]AGCM..U ready 2 become Mrs Bastard [/b]
can any1 (apart from a little green motherfucker i will not mention) volunteer 2 be the vicar When??? | |
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Not meaning 2 be speciest but..
I SAID-NO FROG MOTHERFUCKERS @ THE WEDDING DO Y'ALL KNOW WHAT A fROG THAT'S HAD A DRINK OR 2 IS CAPABLE OF  [This message was edited Wed Jun 23 5:52:26 2004 by PoorLittleBastard] | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: This is turning out 2 be the longest ass thread ever, like a fart that won't go away...
AGCM..U ready 2 become Mrs Bastard
can any1 (apart from a little green motherfucker i will not mention) volunteer 2 be the vicar As it happens, I'm going to be performing a marriage ceremony for two of my friends in August, so I could use the practice. What sort of ceremony were you thinking of ? Christian ? Buddhist ? Jewish ? Bahi ? Wiccan ? Joycean ? Satanic ? Quaker ? I can do 'em all (and then some). Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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What about a wedding in the style of prince songs...start whenever ur ready Asylum (and look over my shoulder in case that green lick freak tries 2 crash our big day)
U ready AG baby?  | |
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i'm crashing this damn wedding whether you like it or not Mr & Mrs Bastard. | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: What about a wedding in the style of prince songs...start whenever ur ready Asylum (and look over my shoulder in case that green lick freak tries 2 crash our big day)
U ready AG baby? OK, give me a few minutes to gather my thoughts... BTW - What's green and red and spins around ? ... A frog in a blender. Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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